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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages his performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met আপনি guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most জনপ্রিয় ventril-agrgah act in the world. My partner Dennis didn't know the first thing about ventril-gahvel. But it didn't matter, because I do all the work.

Saten: Hmm. Almost sounds too good to be true.

Sword: That's the spirit!

Sword goes to a closet

Sword: Step one.. (pulls out facepaint kit) I have to apply several layers of this pungent lacquer face paint to really make it look like I'm made out of wood.. Which is important, because almost all of my material is wood-based puns.

Saten: (sniffs) Aw, it smells.

Sword: Uh huh.. Now পরবর্তি (shoves something into his ears, he's committed, I give him that) painful prosthetics to give me fully-flappable eyebrows and ears. And finally, (pulls out needle) I inject just a scosche of paralyzing agent into my arms and legs.

Sword infects himself, his arms fall flat and he moves like he's wooden.

Saten: Wow, আপনি সরানো just like a dumm- (Sword slaps him)

Sword: ... Now Saten.. Why do আপনি think I slapped you? It's because আপনি used a certain word. Do আপনি know what that word is?

Saten: Is it... ( Thwack! )

Sword: That's right! Never, ever call me a dummy. The word "dummy" is degrading. I am a manually-articulated perfomative kinesio-maquette... named Dudley Dingleberry.

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Saten's new prefamance goes over well, Sword making everyone laugh with cheesy wood puns.

Saten: Wow, it worked. Everyone really thinks you're a du... (Sword turns over to him)

Sword: A what, Twist?

Saten: Du- Dudley. I was gonna say Dudley.

Sword: (deadpan) They all think I'm a Dudley? That's what আপনি were gonna say?

Suddenly one of the performers is rushed in, she having a broken leg.

টাট্টু holding her: The brakes on Carla's bike somehow gave out! And she crashed right into the flagpole!

Sword.(high pitched voice): Whaaat, who would do that!

Saten: What?

Sword: Looks like she.. Took a tumble.

(Everyone laughs, including Carla)

Saten: That kind of humour isn't exactly to my taste, but I think we got a good shot at winning this thing.

Sword: Yes. We're gonna kill the competition!

Sword's demeanour slowly changes to one of menace towards the other contestants. When Saten's গান গাওয়া rival insults him, Sword follows him to a darkened weight room. Eventually he grabs the বারবেল and with a terrifying evil smile he is seen dropping it onto him.

Saten confronts Sword when he finds out, and Sword says "the bar was lowered".

Saten: That, wasn't really an answer, but alright..

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Sword's behaviour continues to worsen to the point he traps Derpy in a sauna to incapacitate her from the competition, only ones left are Saten and Glaze. But Saten had enough and confronts Sword, as this is actually very out of character for him, but he finds that Sword has entered a catatonic state. He further finds that the former ventriloquism partner was locked away in an asylum for murders caused দ্বারা Dudley Dinkleberry. Saten puts together that something deeper is going on than just Sword being Sword.

He returns home, Sword still in his state and Saten reads the kit.

Saten: "Industrial airplane paint. Inhalation may cause temporary psychosis! That's it! All right, buddy. All I have to do is get that makeup off you, and everything will go back to normal. (In the background Dudley Dinkleberry slowly turns his head to him) We'll have to forfeit the talent show, but it's a small price to... (Sees Sword gone) H Hello?

Sword reappears in front of him and leaps onto him.

Saten: AHHH!

Sword/Dudley:: (holding out tranquillizer needle) (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten: AHH! (gets injected)

Sword/Dudley: (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten falls unconscious.

Sword/Dudley: (evilly) The প্রদর্শনী must go on... (sees Trixie holding book)

Trixie: A... am I early for book club?

Sword/Dudley: (angrily) No, you're late! And that's two weeks in a row! You're out!

Trixie: (looks down sadly) I didn't read it anyway.

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After an unknown amount of time Saten Twist awakens in the backroom of a stage, the now possessed Sword গান গাওয়া to himself, and says he injected Saten with paralyzer fluid.

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Sword wins them the competition with horribly bad wood puns but still makes the crowd wet themselves.

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Sword/Dudley: Congrats Saten, despite all your efforts to remain a loser, I made আপনি a winner- Aw crap

Sword falls down, pretending to be a doll as Glaze pulls over a large water tank for her act.

Glaze: All tucked out huh? Well wish me luck dude.

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Evil Sword throws Saten and himself back into original backstage room.

Sword/Dudley: Looks like green is bringing her A game, I hadn't really considered her a threat, which is why she's the only other competitor.. But fear not, escape tricks don't work if আপনি "can't escape". (Grabs broomstick)

Saten: (slowly breaks free from drug) Sword.. No..

Sword/Dudley: Hmm, looks like your starting to recover.. But tuck আপনি away, just… (gulligan cut to him locking Saten in a suitcase) … In case.. Had to pause for 5 মিনিট in the middle of my sentence, but worth it.

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Sword/Dudley sneaks over to Glaze in her performance and traps her inside with the broomstick, Saten breaks free of the ট্রাঙ্ক but can't save her.

Sword/Dudley: Too late red man, আপনি can't save Glaze with your weak little arms, so আপনি may as well sit back, and enjoy the show.. (evil laugh)

Saten panickly looks for a means to break the glass and spots a revolver near Sword, apparently not a শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য after-all.

Saten: (smirks) নমস্কার Dinkleberry!

Sword/Dudley (flatly): Yes?

Saten: I may be paralyzed right now, but your still.. A dummy! (Dudley becomes angry and grabs the gun pointing it at him from close range)

Sword/Dudley: Say it one আরো time.

Saten: (glare) A dum- (Dudley shoots him) AHHH (bullet goes though his arm and breaks the glass tank, not only saving Glaze, but the water knocking Sword back to himself, Saten is seen sobbing about his wound)

Sword: Oh shit, somebody shot Saten.. (notices gun) Oh shit, I shot Saten!

Saten: (sword pokes hoof into bullet wound) AHHH!

Sword: Aw, gross.. (grabs him) come on.. (drags him away)

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The two boys are back at the apartment, Saten has cast.

Sword: … Oh yeah, that's why I stopped using that character. The makeup is cursed অথবা something. (Chuckles) Totally slipped my mind.

Saten: And I learned…

Sword: Now to make sure I never use this stuff again.. (tucks it into closed with sloppily placed sticky note "do not use".. Which immediately falls off, along with many similar warnings, one of them being "Derpy do 'not' eat this".
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added by NocturnalMirage
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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যেভাবে খুশী dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless প্রবন্ধ of যেভাবে খুশী Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our পছন্দ party pony, Pinkie Pie. This প্রবন্ধ interlocks with the পূর্ববর্তি one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the পরবর্তি few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth দেওয়াল breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped দ্বারা a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and আপনি thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all আপনি got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't আপনি ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, আপনি worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near রামধনু Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about রামধনু Dash?
Rarity: রামধনু Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell আপনি tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons আপনি need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... আপনি ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are আপনি doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled দ্বারা one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And আপনি fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
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