3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable টেলিভিশন wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes আরো insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't সরানো out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take আপনি this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give আপনি opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do আপনি hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the সিংহাসন room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - সিংহাসন room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting আপনি all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. আপনি think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....

Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when আপনি push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are আপনি telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When আপনি hit the ball, আপনি make it go at a far distance. When আপনি push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we গাউন from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take আপনি to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell আপনি now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. আপনি must get defenses set up. A shield generator...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He ব্যক্ত it was the worst অনুরাগী fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking প্রদর্শনী it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the শীর্ষ of the list. The things that...

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Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have আপনি been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to ডিনার this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! অথবা worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? আপনি alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...

"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight ব্যক্ত we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...

This was inspired দ্বারা the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says রামধনু is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy দিন in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard আপনি are the only টাট্টু who hasn't heard of অথবা met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! আপনি have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....

THE পরবর্তি MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a আরো mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, আপনি were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His বন্ধু were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...

Notes: My Little টাট্টু is owned দ্বারা Hasbro and created দ্বারা Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that আপনি enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect জন্তু জানোয়ার that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake ব্যক্ত "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord ব্যক্ত "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...

(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE দুর্গ and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her দুর্গ and saw Spike পাঠ করা one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...

Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In বিছানা with রামধনু Dash. He kisses her* How long do আপনি wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...

This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of অস্থি and flesh of past...

Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are আপনি doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my বন্ধু there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told আপনি many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting দ্বারা himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden দ্বারা red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit পরবর্তি to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six পরবর্তি to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are আপনি sure? We can’t help আপনি if আপনি don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* আপনি don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...

The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at ফুলেরডালি in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts ফুল in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...