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Dan Rants. Episode 1 : Brony Community

posted by SomeoneButNoone

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.

Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they প্রণয় a guy with name Adolf and surname...

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia interrogate the টাট্টু in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He ব্যক্ত he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill আপনি two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the রাস্তা from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and রামধনু Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one আরো thing we need. *Opens the ট্রাঙ্ক of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: আপনি must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with রামধনু Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 4

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! আপনি didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help দ্বারা mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! আপনি could have actually won this election if আপনি just listened to me. আপনি wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.

The Train Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Didont was standing পরবর্তি to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery বন্দুক with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine আরো traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up to the yards where his train was getting...

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD

On The Block Episode 26 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...

Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The pony with Jeff

Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection কার্ট on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have আপনি been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What বছর did আপনি start working for your railroad?...

On The Block Episode 14 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...

Awesome টাট্টু pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

On The Block Episode 12 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the রাস্তা together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: আপনি mean...

Awesome টাট্টু Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)

On The Block Episode 11 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the রঙ of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will আপনি stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an কমলা firework* That's nice....

On The Block Episode 11 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony গাউন all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, অথবা just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight দ্বারা train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered দ্বারা train....

On The Block Episode 5 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks আপনি guys.
Master Sword: What caused আপনি to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did আপনি find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner ব্যক্ত it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: অথবা he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do আপনি plan to go...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....

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The Best Of applejack

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings

link

applejack gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.

Applejack's Double Life

link

With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? যোগদান Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read আরো fanfictions দ্বারা me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.