Sleeping Fluttershy

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some কাপকেক shoutouts, so if আপনি haven't read Cupcakes, please do. মতামত will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement দ্বারা the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie ব্যক্ত she was sorry, her expression ব্যক্ত a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the পূর্ববর্তি installment, its based on creepypastas, আরো specifically Jeff the Killer. Please মতামত and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a পালঙ্ক she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little টাট্টু ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies আপনি opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until আপনি all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first প্রবন্ধ based on my opinion. If আপনি want me to write another প্রবন্ধ on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in প্রশ্ন right now: Cloppers

Yes আপনি heard me cloppers. If আপনি don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little টাট্টু (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If আপনি notice there is a clopper, why should that bother আপনি in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No টাট্টু can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead দ্বারা রামধনু Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead দ্বারা a টাট্টু named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead দ্বারা Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead দ্বারা John who somehow survived being killed দ্বারা a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead দ্বারা an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure আপনি are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like আপনি and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? আপনি just decided to skip our ডিনার without telling me? Are আপনি aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for আপনি at a টেবিল with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want আপনি to make বন্ধু with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! আপনি still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if আপনি want to give me a সেকেন্ড chance অথবা not. Starlight had to choose between আপনি and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and লেবু Heart. Offended দ্বারা Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make বন্ধু on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his আরো serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If আপনি upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....