ok guys so all this freaking hilarious one no প্রদর্শনী পাহাড় crap is getting crazy! আপনি know what that means instant inspiration! so here's some crap i just threw together hope আপনি like
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One বৃক্ষ পাহাড় renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person উত্তর "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? আপনি are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude আপনি already don't pay me enough. This is my প্রদর্শনী I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad আপনি are the star, but আপনি know I can't pay আপনি anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie অথবা giving all the money to Lee because he is the One বৃক্ষ পাহাড় version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something বছর old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. নমস্কার and aren't আপনি the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't আপনি do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character অথবা make him সরানো away অথবা some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have আপনি heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but আপনি have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your প্রদর্শনী now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. আপনি can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could আপনি take those pics of me off your দেওয়াল they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless আপনি make it a breyton lesbian প্রণয় fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See আপনি later আপনি big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and আপনি should totally go to my blog Southern গথ দেশীয় productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If আপনি need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See আপনি later"
ring ring
"Are আপনি freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh নমস্কার Soph! I can always count on আপনি to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't আপনি know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your প্রদর্শনী now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the প্রদর্শনী anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely দিন Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to আপনি too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this প্রদর্শনী for 6 years, and I want to go প্রথমপাতা and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your প্রদর্শনী now Joy. আপনি can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your প্রদর্শনী now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double তারিখ with Mia and Chase? I mean really আপনি couldn't give ন্যালে one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the প্রদর্শনী into a ন্যালে porno is that what আপনি want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes আপনি could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are আপনি kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy ব্যক্ত cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he ব্যক্ত mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One বৃক্ষ Hill, loved দ্বারা all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions দ্বারা a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to চুম্বন Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and আপনি are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok আপনি caught me স্নেহ চুম্বন her pic one time"
"French স্নেহ চুম্বন it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't আপনি try Jackson. I'm sure he'd প্রণয় a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your প্রদর্শনী James"
"Dude it already was. Did আপনি not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but ডিজনি already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But আপনি could also be a তারকা on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah আপনি ব্যক্ত a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. আপনি better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson ব্যক্ত before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do আপনি see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini আপনি is out. And I'm sick of আপনি making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the পরবর্তি few hours
*The পরবর্তি day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the প্রদর্শনী ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark ব্যক্ত to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" ফের্গেই says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Chad sits in his trailer and flips open the Wilmington newspaper.
"One বৃক্ষ পাহাড় renewed for 7th season" he reads aloud laughing to himself. He picks up his phone and dials a number still laughing as the person উত্তর "Hello" the person on the other line says.
"You are freaking kidding me right? A new season? আপনি are seriously an idiot aren't you?
"Hey Chad, no they've confirmed it. We will be having a new season.
"Well count me out. Dude আপনি already don't pay me enough. This is my প্রদর্শনী I'm the star.
"Yeah Chad আপনি are the star, but আপনি know I can't pay আপনি anymore"
"Yeah because your either to busy fantasizing about Hilarie অথবা giving all the money to Lee because he is the One বৃক্ষ পাহাড় version of yourself."
"Okay first of all Hil is hot and I'm a forty something বছর old man still living with my parents, and Mouth is the coolest. নমস্কার and aren't আপনি the one who always called us the little engine that could?"
"That freaking engine is dead, and your main conductor aka me has jumped off that caboose!I'm not coming back so why don't আপনি do us all a favor and just like kill off my whiny character অথবা make him সরানো away অথবা some crap like that"
"Chad..."
"Hanging up now"
"But.."
"Bu bye"
ring ring
"Oh God not again" Mark says and picks up his phone
"Hey Mark" Hil says over the line enthusiastically.
"Hey Hil, so have আপনি heard they've renewed us for a new season?"
"Oh that's great"
"Really? So you'll do it?"
"Oh hell know but আপনি have fun with that?"
"But Hil, this is your প্রদর্শনী now. Chad's gone so it's your time to shine. আপনি can be the main star"
"Dude I already am, speaking of could আপনি take those pics of me off your দেওয়াল they totally creep me out"
"Oh yeah sorry" Mark says sheepishly.
"Yeah I mean without Chad I have nobody to kiss, I mean unless আপনি make it a breyton lesbian প্রণয় fest! That would totally appeal to the gay audience!"
"Yeah I don't know.."
"Yeah well I'm out. See আপনি later আপনি big lug!
"Bye Hilarie"
"Oh and আপনি should totally go to my blog Southern গথ দেশীয় productions"
"Sure bye Hilarie"
"If আপনি need a job I here Gossip Girl is hiring"
"See আপনি later"
ring ring
"Are আপনি freaking kidding me" Mark whispers under his breathe before answering the phone.
"Hello"
"Hey Mark it's Soph"
"Oh নমস্কার Soph! I can always count on আপনি to come through"
"About that Mark...I'm out"
"Soph"
"I'm sorry but I can't আপনি know."
"But Soph, Chad and Hilarie are gone, this is your প্রদর্শনী now!"
"No offense Mark, but this is kind of my show. I mean everybody loves Brooke, but I can't."
"Soph"
"Seriously Mark. It's like I'm in relationship twilight zone. I have to work with my ex-husband, my ex- boyfriend, and my sort of kind of current boyfriend. I mean that's like way screwed up"
"Well we could totally write that into the show. I mean I usually just put whatever crap happens in your life on the প্রদর্শনী anyway."
"Trust me I know. I would have offered Breyton smut, but since Hil is out, I'm out too. Bye Mark."
"Wait dude I'll totally put in the lesbian..."
"Have a lovely দিন Mark" Sophia says before hanging up.
"Just great, three out, two to go"
ring ring
"When does that do not call button kick in" he askes himself before picking up the phone."
"I'm out"
"Good morning to আপনি too Joy"
"Sorry, good morning, but I'm out"
"Why?"
"Because we've been on this প্রদর্শনী for 6 years, and I want to go প্রথমপাতা and get pregnant, like really good and pregnant"
"Oh come on, it's your প্রদর্শনী now Joy. আপনি can get pregnant anytime, but right now this is your chance. Chad, Hil, and Soph are out it's your প্রদর্শনী now"
"Which I've have to say would be about damn time. You've been giving me all the crappy storylines. Double তারিখ with Mia and Chase? I mean really আপনি couldn't give ন্যালে one hot night out, just the two of them?
"Ok fine I'll turn the প্রদর্শনী into a ন্যালে porno is that what আপনি want? Because I'll do it, all the rain scenes আপনি could want"
"Oh yeah and speaking of no rain scenes? Really Mark your a dumbbutt"
"So I've been told"
"I would say that Lucas and I should do like a whole affair thing but since Chad's out, I'm out too"
"Are আপনি kidding me"
"Nope, now bye" Joy ব্যক্ত cheerfully as she hung up the phone.
"Yeah bye" he ব্যক্ত mockingly. "Man I'm freaking Mark Schwann. The creator of One বৃক্ষ Hill, loved দ্বারা all, well except for the occasional 100 death threats, but anyway"
Mark is taken out of his delusions দ্বারা a ringing phone.
ring ring
"What?" he yells loudly.
"Okay I'm guessing everyone else has called, so I'll make this short and sweet. I'm out, there is not enough scenes of me shirtless, I haven't got to চুম্বন Sophia yet which really pisses me off, and quiet frankly I just don't like you."
"Anything else"
"Oh yeah I think that your a freak and আপনি are super stalkerish when it comes to HB"
"Ok আপনি caught me স্নেহ চুম্বন her pic one time"
"French স্নেহ চুম্বন it, don't remind me. Anyway why don't আপনি try Jackson. I'm sure he'd প্রণয় a Jamie spin off"
"This could have been your প্রদর্শনী James"
"Dude it already was. Did আপনি not see all the girls screaming my name?"
"Ok bye"
"Cya NBA here I come" James says before hanging up the phone.
"Pipe dreams" Mark says rolling his eyes.
"Well Jackson it is then" Mark says dialing his number.
ring ring
"Hello"
"Jackon my man"
"Mark my man, what's happening?"
"You are buddy. I'm talking a whole new show. A Jamie spinoff"
"Oh Mark that sounds cool, but ডিজনি already called."
"Disney?"
"Yep. They want to make a movie about me. Jackson and Chester goes Hollywood. We're going to be stars! Isn't that right Chester" Jamie says, giggling at his rabbit.
"J bud that's great! But আপনি could also be a তারকা on your own show. Doesn't that sound great?"
"No offense Mark, but I did own the show. I'm the cutest, everyone loves Jimmy Jam."
"Jackons"
"Oh gotta go Mark. Mom has icecream. Mmm yum! Coming mom"
"Shit"
"Ah আপনি ব্যক্ত a bad word. That's $20 to the Jackson college fund. আপনি better pay up mister. Bye." Jackson ব্যক্ত before hanging up.
"Great"
ring ring
"I'm out Dawg"
Antwon"
"Sorry this cougar is done"
"Barbara"
"This cockroach has been squashed"
"Paul"
"Sorry"
"Lisa"
"Julian wanted all the girls, there are no girls. Do আপনি see my dilemma?"
"Austin"
"Your mini আপনি is out. And I'm sick of আপনি making me into a mousy whimp. I could totally kick your ass."
"Lee
This continued for the পরবর্তি few hours
*The পরবর্তি day*
"Looks like your the only one left. I guess your the new Luke"
"I'll do my best" he says before taking his spot on the rivercourt and shooting the ball in the hoop."
"God I guess we are going to have to name the প্রদর্শনী ONE because that's all we've got left" Mark ব্যক্ত to Greg Prange as they took their seats.
"Oh yeah it's Fergie's time to shine" ফের্গেই says, winking at the camera.
THE END
Fergilicious! its hot hot
