দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: The cry of rematch.

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posted by 67Dodge

My children, will আপনি be free? Will আপনি let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized অথবা broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will আপনি all let him stomp out our hope?! অথবা let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!! But let's not fight, we can't make ourselves look like a pitiful attempt at winning, we can fight, but on posts, not threats, don't blame the fans, blame the cheating network!!! Boycott nickelodeon, don't watch anything on it except for POM if আপনি must. Laugh at this Spongebob fans, but if আপনি all do, then I'm gonna spam অথবা প্রতিবেদন your immature boasting. Give me death threats that the Sponge Nazi will বাতিল our show, but I will destroy আপনি in the end, remember fans, for now. REMEMBER THE PENGUINS!!! REMEMBER THE FANS!!!!

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Colonelpenguin Sniff sniff

xDark_Angelx *sniffles and brushes off tears* That was beautiful.

67Dodge I actually cried writing this, poor Ted, my little 6 year-old brother is crying in my mom's room, she's trying to assure him they'll win, stupid Sponge. Hitler, reserve a seat in hell for Spongebob, for making my brother cry.

have64 Wow... that lifted my spirets

rebcam13 Wow...I cryed! that was soooo beautiful!

alex356 *crying*

AgentJazzy00 "Gulp"Th-thanks for th-that.Somebody slap me,I never cry,s-so I need a slap.

67Dodge Don't attack the Spongebob club yet, until they start bragging.

Icicle1penguin That...was amazing, Dodge. I'm fine as long as the show isn't cancelled...AND WE'RE THE BEST THING SINCE SPONGEBOB, so yeah. X3

skipperfan5431 That was SO inspiring Dodge. My faith has been restored. Until now, I was gonna kill myself.........not anymore! *tear*

Metallica1147 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! PoM 4 life people! 4 LIFE! This made me feel so much better! Even though PoM didn't win, we have something that SB doesn't have. Real fandom! We are more dedicated fans then any of fan base in the world! That's how awesome we are!

67Dodge They don't even have OC's anyways!!! We give ideas to our show.

skipperfan5431 Exactly!

mixmaster15 Dodge, your a GENIUS! This actually made me cry! (wipes the tears away) Oh and tell your little brother that everything is going to be ok...If the penguins don't win next year, they will win the year after that, and if not the year after that! ONE YEAR WE WILL HAVE VICTORY and so help me if Spongebob stays and TPOM gets taken off for some no appearent reason, then You have not seen HELL BREAK LOOSE untill you see me the minute after that occurs.

EppofangirlXD oh em gee...BEAUTIFUL! *standing ovation*

LtKowalski *Applauses proudly* Yeah! Your speech couldn't be more beautiful! POM lives on and still standing proud!

67Dodge If we get cancelled for this, then we attack the Spongebob Club, if we don't, we'll leave them be.

Spi_Kat_Penguin Oh yeah!!! I wish I could murder Congress and take control of the military and send them to destory spongeboob.

SPKR689 i bet im the only one that has no real comment on all this. i think ill keep my distance from the PoM spot today until this is all cleared up

KowalskiTheLich ^OMG TRAITOR!!!

67Dodge Woah, this is supposed to make you guys feel better, not attack Spongebob okay?

SPKR689 :P im not a tratior, yes its KINDA sad that you all lost again, but common, Mad 3 next year!!! :D hey, guess what PoM fans have the the SB fans dont have? meh :P haha and penguins ^^

67Dodge There's so many things illogical about Spongebob. I mean, wouldn't Pearl have eaten Plankton by now?! SHE'S A FREAKING WHALE!!! Whales are a lot bigger than her and eat krill and plankton. Sea sponges do not move, they are plants, and starfishes don't have faces!! Their mouths are in their ***

urumica ^LOL XD Yeah....but penguins don't have secret bases at their habitats and Lemurs don't move their money machines x3 This was amazing Richard ^^

IluvPrivate YES! I stopped watching anything on Nick but POM a year ago. WE MUST MAKE POM WIN NEXT YEAR! I'm SO upset that IDIOT won!

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 2

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva ব্যক্ত "Listen,all of you! Do আপনি think আপনি could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze আপনি all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the টেলিভিশন turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a সেকেন্ড thought. "We have to disguise আপনি as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful পেংগুইন rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied দ্বারা the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, অথবা so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The নৌকা was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

Stupid Crazy প্রণয় প্রিভিউ

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda ব্যক্ত happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He ব্যক্ত in his Danish accent. "Then দ্বারা the powers invested in me...I now pronounce আপনি man and wife. আপনি may চুম্বন your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their বন্ধু stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My কেক is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our পছন্দ foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little খাবার beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When আপনি miss someone আপনি প্রণয় আপনি can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the দিন ever again.

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The Black Death Chapter 3 ডিনার

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, আপনি are." She shot back. "If it's an apology আপনি want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 9 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the আসন and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every পেংগুইন for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

পেংগুইন Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any আরো Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see আপনি alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any আরো advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any আরো Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any আরো advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

পেংগুইন Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I প্রণয় sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a আগুন engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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আরো Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first দিন at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides আপনি and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me আরো about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, আপনি can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating মাছ অথবা any thing. We'll only eat pastas, চকোলেট balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the নৌকা might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the নৌকা moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect দিন for sailing. Just...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope আপনি are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed লেখা this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. আপনি guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some মতামত this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame শিরোনাম is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a রশ্মি gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 মিনিট I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all বছর round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions দ্বারা Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
আপনি brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank আপনি all

But...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up দ্বারা Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will আপনি wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few মিনিট later, Ramon was still fast...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 1:

posted by legendary7

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping বন্ধু to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are আপনি awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and খুঁজুন for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on শীর্ষ of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

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Differnet POM fans... Poemz :3

posted by SkippX101

So what does one do when আপনি can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM অনুরাগী (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be আরো legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing দ্বারা a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown পশম anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

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Private's Book of Secrets.

posted by CuteCuddly

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope আপনি enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time লেখা in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell আপনি what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...