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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the শামুক approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced দ্বারা Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and দ্বারা King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr. Blowhole. Upon trying to properly dispose of S.T.A.N.K., King Julien steals the toilet, believing it's the proper সিংহাসন to replace his old one. Can the Penguins break the lock, save Julien, and escape before the bomb detonates?

Note to self: Send a tweet to Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) saying that he was right about the series becoming weirder.

That পূর্ববর্তি line best summarizes my thoughts toward this pair of new episodes (New episodes of Penguins? Unbelievable!). After a ton of new Kung Fu Panda, Winx Club and SpongeBob episodes, Nickelodeon finally turns its attention to this and T.U.F.F. Puppy, however briefly.

From @Rschooley: Wrong RT @pickledbeetles: I still can't believe Lewis Black is allowed on kids shows. Guess no one making the প্রদর্শনী has seen his stand-up.

"Arch Enemy" introduces us to Dale the Snail, voiced দ্বারা comedian Lewis Black. He does a fine job introducing us to this lilliputian character while also transferring his trademark style over to a kids প্রদর্শনী like Penguins, albeit toned down. I wasn't too keen on the way Dale was portrayed here, as it made him seem too one-dimensional, only here to exact his revenge against the পেংগুইন who crushed him. Just one question: how does Dale keep surviving accidental crushes দ্বারা robotic and পেংগুইন feet? With a slimy forcefield and an anodized steel shell? Oh, the joys of tiptoeing around the topic of death and the magic of cartoons...

It also seems like "Arch Enemy" has a little too much going on as it starts with Dale viewing Private as an enemy, which leads to Marlene siding with Dale, which culminates in the entire zoo believing that Private is a menace to the zoo. It seems like there wasn't enough time to adequately clear Private's name, leaving it to a promise at the end (and Dale firing lasers at Kowalski). That's it for complaints; let's সরানো on to what this episode gets right.

Even though I don't like Dale's personality for appearing to be one-dimensional, it's that cantankerous one dimension that makes him likable, similar to Carl Fredrickson from "Up." It was also nice how the Nexto-Skeleton didn't work right for Kowalski, and yet it worked perfectly for Dale. Maybe Kowalski should take it as a sign. But in the meantime, I knew that Private did not crush Dale, although it was funny to see Private carelessly stepping over him multiple times, then believing that saying he was very sorry over and over again would make Dale forgive him. Not quite.

What I appreciate most, however, was when Maurice introduced King Julien to the zoo জন্তু জানোয়ার because it's similar to his introduction in the Madagascar চলচ্চিত্র and "Happy King Julien Day!," minus the et ceteras. I also liked the slight nod to Private's Quantum Hyper-Cute pose introduced in "Cute-Astrophe." If আপনি didn't know দ্বারা now, I প্রণয় it when they make references to পূর্ববর্তি episodes because it shows that the series is aware of what happened before. It's that small, but Lexus-like attention to detail that makes Penguins a well-polished show.

As for "The Big S.T.A.N.K.," well, it shows that Penguins has taken a turn for the weird. Bad pun, I know, but I thought that King Julien riding a tuna melt স্যান্ডউইচ in "All Tied Up With A Boa" was strange enough until I watched this.

Counting how much salt and pepper was in the salt-and-pepper shakers? Building a giant stink bomb toilet to trap Dr. Blowhole? And then disposing it in a specific rest stop in New Jersey? The sheer randomness of "The Big S.T.A.N.K." makes it feel like the pilot episode for a different প্রদর্শনী as they're trying out different gags, seeing what works and what doesn't. Even the acronym for S.T.A.N.K. was weird, reminding me of the acronyms used in Codename: Kids পরবর্তি Door (remember that show?). There's আরো that works here than what doesn't, and that's a good thing.

At the same time, because it is an episode in the series, the sudden change makes "The Big S.T.A.N.K." feel like it's conflicted between the classic slapstick nature of Penguins and this newfound weirdness. I'm not saying that I don't like it, I do, but I wasn't expecting this level of strange. Diehard অনুরাগী of the প্রদর্শনী may be left scratching their heads at this episode, while late newcomers may be put off দ্বারা the weirdness. Also, what's with the constant references to New Jersey on Penguins? Heck, it spread to the new Fairly OddParents special that aired over Thanksgiving (Timmy's Secret Wish). I just want to know why this happens so often.

From @Rschooley: J/K NJ. RT @Jada_Shantel: Everbody stay tryin to fade Jersey. Even penguins of madagascar. SMDH

Moving on from the weird aspects of this episode, Skipper would make a great trucker with his usage of various truckers' lingo. At first, I was expecting "The Big S.T.A.N.K." to follow a similar premise as the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Stuck In the Wringer" because crying actually solved both problems where a main character was stuck in an infernal contraption.

As always, Penguins has kept me guessing how this would turn out because it became a race for the solution and a race against time, not one suffering at the hands of another (ahem, Patrick). It's worth noting how this marks the first time Skipper has cried. Sure, we've seen him scream, and beg, and hug, but cry? Not until now. And all it took was remembering past scenes from পূর্ববর্তি episodes with King Julien. Take note, Dr. Blowhole and Hans...

"Arch Enemy" and "The Big S.T.A.N.K." aren't the best episodes, but they are good. I'm digging this strange new direction that the প্রদর্শনী is going; as long as it doesn't diminish what The Penguins of Madagascar is at its core, it's all right with me. I'm only hoping that DreamWorks and Nickelodeon can come to their senses and allow this প্রদর্শনী to continue past Season 3, but that's a subject for another time. Even though "Arch Enemy" had Lewis Black as a guest star, I have to say that দ্বারা Roy's level of patience, "The Big S.T.A.N.K." is the better episode of the two because it is the ambassador to a new era for Penguins.
The Sky was dark and it was looked a little red; bloody. As if it knew what had happened. They looked around, the city looked dark and evil, streets were deserted and it looked as if the city was abandoned.
“We need some support” Skipper said.
“We have this” Johnson ব্যক্ত and gave them a shortwave transmitter.
“It doesn’t work here but we can try” Katherine took it “Can someone hear us? We need a help”
No answer.
“Send us a helicopter অথবা information about Blowhole অথবা anything” Skipper said.
“That doesn’t work. We have to separate”
“We’re only four. How can we surround...
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The পরবর্তি thing Private knows, he is on the ground; at his mother's feet. Something laid on শীর্ষ of the little penguin. It has to be what had pushed him. It begins to get up.
It is Nigel! He lifts him into his fins.
"Private!" His mother cries, and hugs him tightly.
"There's no time! We need to get out of here!" Nigel says sternly. His voice had no emotion, except urgency. Private had never seen his uncle so serious. He was always so light-hearted and cheery. Goofy uncle Nigel, Private's mother's older brother.
They rush between people and their legs. Most scream, while some men shove through the...
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Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

The clock read 2027 hours. Just four hours and thirty-three মিনিট until October 31st, Halloween. The zoo was scheduled to be open for only half a দিন tomorrow. Children would come in little ghost, ghoul, and goblin costumes, poised to scare the living daylights out of the passerby's.

"Alright boys. What did we talk about?" Skipper asked his team in the HQ.

"Um..." Private began, but Skipper cut him off.

"Remember Private, I don't like it when আপনি start your sentences with 'Um'."

"Aye. Sorry Skipper."

"'s alright. Stay frosty. Now back to my question."...
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In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing অথবা destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a মিনিট before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...
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The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be বিভক্ত করা up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start দ্বারা being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take প্রথমপাতা the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways...
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Casino Rooftop in Monte Carlo

During the honeymoon of the lovely পেংগুইন and bobblehead doll couple, the sun was setting on the water and things seemed peaceful.
"Lola, my sweet, we need to talk," Skipper started, staring at the bobblehead's smile.
"You see, we don't seem to connect as much as i thought we would. As much as it pains me to say it, beautiful, i think we should see other people," Skipper explained, breaking the ice.
As if making a response to Skipper's words, Lola slid off the roof, fell to the ground, and broke into pieces. Skipper partially felt guilt, but he spoke from the heart...
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The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of রশ্মি of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched দ্বারা Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...
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She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go দ্বারা some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...
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1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her পশম as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! আপনি may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, আপনি are not a woman, আপনি are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can আপনি feel true emotions yourself?

User: আপনি are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, আপনি are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: নমস্কার that's what the Skipper পেংগুইন tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, আপনি can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the দুর্গ right before he got inside a huge নেকড়ে monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two আরো নেকড়ে monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one স্ল্যাশ from his powerful sword. The lights of the দুর্গ then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One দ্বারা one then came but he was still no problem for the পেংগুইন vampire. Killing of all them he made...
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Any আরো Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see আপনি alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any আরো advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any আরো Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any আরো advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one পেংগুইন would disagree with আপনি right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" ব্যক্ত Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what আপনি may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday আপনি can. Pelli, are আপনি sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led দ্বারা the Striga,...
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In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't আপনি say that আপনি can pull your head off and shoot আগুন out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...
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*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are আপনি nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a রামধনু above আপনি
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...
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*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these প্রবন্ধ on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay অথবা be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can আপনি tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...
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Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.


Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....
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posted by alexrusso-213
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P