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posted by JayJay12
Still at Marlene's habitat...
Private:Mostly,I think Kowalski and Skipper have it for Cream *lays down*
Skipper and Kowalski:Are আপনি serious?!
Rico:...Yes
Private:And it's the truth
Skipper and Kowalski:Oh yeah
Marlene:Do আপনি guys প্রণয় her THAT much?
Skipper:Yeah
Private:We should get going
Marlene:Alright.See আপনি guys later!
Somewhere far off New York...
Dr.Blowhole:We need a plan to finally destroy those pen-guu-ins!!!
কাঁকড়া Asssistant:Umm...and what about Cream?
Dr.Blowhole:I'll think of something *laughs evil*
কাঁকড়া Assistant: *gulps*
At the penguin's HQ...
Private:This is getting boring,guys.Really.
Kowalski:But there is nothing to do because Cream isn't with us
Skipper:Oh,grow up,Kowalski!If you're bored,think
of Doris the Dolphin
Kowalski:Be qui-*starts to cry*-Oh,Doris!!!
Private:This is sad.Not really.
Rico:Ugggh!!! *coughs up flame-thrower*
Skipper:Don't bourn him,Rico
Rico:Aww,man *puts away weapon*
*Julien walks into HQ*
King Julien:Hello,idiots *waves hello*
Rico:Uggggh!!!*Rico takes out an Acid-Gun*
King Julien:AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Skipper:Rico!That;s the way u-huh,u-huh,I like it!
Private:Skipper!!!
Skipper:Sorry!
*Julien loses his fur*
All penguins:HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Mort:Aaaaa!KIng Julien losts his fur!!!
Kowalski:Bummer.
*Julien and Mort leave the HQ*
Skipper:How did Mort get in here?
Private:Beats me
Kowalski:I'm not sure
Rico:...I ate him
Skipper:How did আপনি eat him?!
Private:He just ate Mort for no reason
Rico:I'm morry,Kipper
Cream:I'm back!!!
Kowalski:Oh,goood!
Skipper:*rolls eyes*
Private:At least your back,Cream!*Private drops a ramdom sausage*Awwwww,man!My sausage fell!
Rico:Libby's my girl
Private:Who's Libby?
Rico:My sausage *grabs a যেভাবে খুশী sausage*
Cream:Okay,that's weird
Skipper:Yeahhh...*acts lovey-dovey*
Kowalski:*whispers*Cream is cute
Skipper and Kowalski:*acts lovey-dovey*
posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope আপনি enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making আপনি laugh. Any শিরোনাম with a Roman numeral in brackets পরবর্তি to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do আরো things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the পেংগুইন HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this শিরস্ত্রাণ will guarantee আপনি to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now আপনি can dance with your তারিখ the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly শিরস্ত্রাণ to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do আপনি think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell আপনি that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if আপনি go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If আপনি don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep অথবা even have conversation. Something changed the youngest পেংগুইন that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost আরো than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just আরো violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The পরবর্তি দিন passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't আপনি think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the দেওয়াল we were পরবর্তি to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and মাছ rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper ব্যক্ত as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this তালিকা will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
নমস্কার guys we need to talk and আপনি BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving ফ্যানপপ and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I ব্যক্ত to আপনি . Truly from the bottom of my soulless হৃদয় :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I ব্যক্ত all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on আপনি guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think আপনি should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much আপনি like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, আপনি will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the মাছ guts from the শীর্ষ level," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "State the locations please," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, অথবা in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, অথবা blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if আপনি want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," ব্যক্ত Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," ব্যক্ত Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, অথবা whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the বন্ধু they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader অথবা something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" ব্যক্ত Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski ব্যক্ত আপনি can start eating মাছ starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!" 

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what মাছ tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book. 

Lilly and the crew came down from...
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posted by 67Dodge
My children, will আপনি be free? Will আপনি let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized অথবা broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will আপনি all let him stomp out our hope?! অথবা let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...
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 যেভাবে খুশী Picture!!!! XD
Random Picture!!!! XD
Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and আপনি all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal নিরাপদ laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever আপনি do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be...
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Prolouge: আপনি unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, আপনি travel along the berm of imagination, পরবর্তি stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby পেংগুইন and a ringtail লেমুর are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...
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it was creistmas eve and the zoo resadents were at the zoovinere shop.skipper:well look like that time agin CREISTMAS TIME.everyone:whaho.meanwhile marlene was putting up the misletoe.skipper:everyones here expet marlene, rico go find marlene the reast of us will wite for আপনি and marlene.rico headed to marlene's home.marlene:oh rico there আপনি are.rico:baklajsbfhs(meaning:marlene we need to go.the others are witeing for us)marlene:*points up to the misletoe*rico we are under the misletoe আপনি know what that means.and rico saw the misletoe.rico:bdksxh(what what thase it mean).marlene:when a guy...
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NARRATOR: What happens when a revange goes wrong...

(Blowhole's new lair, in the lab-room)

BLOWHOLE: *Laughs as he gives Julien a shot, who is strapped down on a table*

JULIEN: *When the shot is given, he screams in agony*

RAIN(Blowhole's assistant): *Laughs along with Blowhole*

NARRATOR: And, insanity takes place...

(In an abandon ware-house)

JULIEN: *Takes out a a needle that possesses green liquid, he laughs with insanity*

RAIN: *Strapped to the ground, and widen her eyes a bit*

NARRATOR: It would only lead to one thing...

(Blowhole's lair)

*Everything starts to crumble down*

NARRATOR: Chaos.

(On the...
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