'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope আপনি enjoy.
Date: October 17th.
Dear diary: first time লেখা in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.
I must tell আপনি what happened today.
We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.
Then, disaster struck.
Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the জন্তু জানোয়ার that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.
So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the ভুট্টার খই is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.
Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah ব্যক্ত we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.
Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski ব্যক্ত the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.
We took it to the suvonieer ভান্দার and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian ব্যক্ত they were ভুট্টার খই eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the ভুট্টার খই it THAT'S how আপনি get it.
We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.
He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.
The whole HQ exploded and ভুট্টার খই rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.
She ব্যক্ত we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the ভুট্টার খই we could eat.
Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. মাছ is much better tasting.
Date: October 17th.
Dear diary: first time লেখা in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.
I must tell আপনি what happened today.
We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.
Then, disaster struck.
Alice actully started inforcing the 'do not feed the animals' rule. It was terrible. We couldn't eat our popcorn. I can't live without it. Skippah assured the জন্তু জানোয়ার that we would get it back though. Skippah never lets us down.
So, that night, Kowalski, Skippah and I went to the zoo's map, to find out where the ভুট্টার খই is. I learned that symbol on the map is Aztec in origin. Also, without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. I didn't really need to her that one.
Rico came with our car and his girl. Skippah ব্যক্ত we couldn't bring her though. We went to the storage fecility and went to secure the poopcorn.
Julian got to it first. Our bag had landed on Mort and he took it. Kowalski ব্যক্ত the 'finders keepers' rule was legit. Shame. But we got another bag.
We took it to the suvonieer ভান্দার and opened it up. Only, it wasn't popcorn, it was these little seed thingies. Julian ব্যক্ত they were ভুট্টার খই eggs and we had to hatch them under our bottoms. I would want to eat the ভুট্টার খই it THAT'S how আপনি get it.
We took our bag back to HQ, and Skipper started questioning a seed, egg thing. I noticed our bag sprung a leak and Alice was coming to our habitat. Kowalski and Rico went topside to distract her, while Skippah and I hid the bag in the incinerator.
He told me it's like nothing happened, then the whole HQ started shaking. We opened the door to the incinerator room and got flooded with popcorn. Of course, we didn't have time to enjoy it, because we were going closer and closer to the decrotive spikes.
The whole HQ exploded and ভুট্টার খই rained everywhere. Alice got stuck under a pile. Skippah and I flew into the air and landed in Marlene's pool.
She ব্যক্ত we were awesome and Skippah and I high-fived several times, until he missed my flipper and got my beak. I didn't mind though. We had all the ভুট্টার খই we could eat.
Later though, we ate so much, we got pretty sick of popcorn. I don't know if we'll ever eat it again. মাছ is much better tasting.
I do not think The Penguins of Madagascar should be cancelled. This প্রদর্শনী is my life. Literally, আপনি should see all the ছবি I have, all the dvd's I have. I took my time to write a freakin' movie on it for cryin' out loud! (sorry, got a little carried away) There are millions of অনুরাগী all over the world that loves the show. It's the সেকেন্ড best প্রদর্শনী on Nick (behind SpongeBob SquarePants...which in my opinion is bogus. POM is way better than that show.). They won Best Animated Program. You'd think with all these factors they might try keeping the প্রদর্শনী going on for at at least one আরো season. Plus they just started season 3. There's only about 20 episodes in it. I think whoever decided the প্রদর্শনী should be cancelled should be fired. They don't know what they're talking about because so many people want the প্রদর্শনী to continue, I don't understand why they can't see that.
Interview Starting in
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have আপনি been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems আপনি have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view আপনি as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: এল-মৃত্যু পত্র *sigh* "Who's your পরবর্তি in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did আপনি go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do আপনি eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY প্রশ্ন আপনি WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If আপনি want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have আপনি been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems আপনি have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view আপনি as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: এল-মৃত্যু পত্র *sigh* "Who's your পরবর্তি in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did আপনি go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do আপনি eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY প্রশ্ন আপনি WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If আপনি want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the প্রদর্শনী আপনি will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because আপনি will watch the প্রদর্শনী nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because আপনি will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because আপনি will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because আপনি will be watching the প্রদর্শনী with tape holding up your eyelids so আপনি don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the প্রদর্শনী আপনি will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because আপনি will watch the প্রদর্শনী nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because আপনি will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because আপনি will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because আপনি will be watching the প্রদর্শনী with tape holding up your eyelids so আপনি don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.