দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

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posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 মিনিট of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! আপনি swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3

peacebaby7 and mostar1219 like this

peacebaby7 LOL! That was hilarious! I loved the Private laughing at everyone XD And Skipper "Aah! I'm a lower mammal!" XD That's so what Skipper would say X3 (wow I use a LOT of laugh faces...XD)

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The পেংগুইন Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his সেকেন্ড বছর at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see আপনি again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - ব্যক্ত Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, জনপ্রিয় and really cool. What else he needed to তারিখ every girl he wanted to তারিখ with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

This was a জনপ্রিয় fan-fic over at Fan-fiction. Until I accidently deleted it. DX So... anyway! Someone in this fan-fic gets a sugar rush. And its not Skipper. Its Kowalski! Yay! But this is the first part of the first chapter. This is kind of a two chapter one shot with an epilogue. If that's even possible. So I'll shut up and আপনি just read :)

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The hush of dawn whispered out onto the Central Park Zoo. Most of the জন্তু জানোয়ার were still asleep. But not Skipper and his crew. The penguins had been awake...

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The পেংগুইন Zone Episode 3: The Monsters are due on Central park.

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: আপনি unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, আপনি travel along the berm of imagination, পরবর্তি stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby পেংগুইন and a ringtail লেমুর are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...

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Truth অথবা Dare... Penguins of Madagascar VERSION!=D

posted by skilene4ever

নমস্কার নমস্কার hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my সেকেন্ড story on fanpop! Heres how this works... আপনি (the readers) can send me মতামত of truths অথবা dares আপনি want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths অথবা dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare আপনি wanna see go for it!

2. No আরো than 2 truth অথবা dares per person

3. No গান গাওয়া request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)

Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR বড়দিন Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially বড়দিন Eve. So... what do আপনি wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) নমস্কার guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: শীর্ষ secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

That's your PoM Horoscope for today!

posted by JediPenguin16

link
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to সম্পাদনা it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski পরবর্তি to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when আপনি find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life দ্বারা playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins অথবা Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when আপনি find that forty year-old তরমুজ in your colon. (phil)...

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the দিন he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The সেকেন্ড was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but আপনি should know upfront, this is not a প্রণয় story.

A প্রণয় SelfinSertion

posted by MsKowalski99

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. দ্বারা The 4th অথবা 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski ব্যক্ত "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski ব্যক্ত That, In The Middle...

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Marlene's প্রণয় Story

posted by dsprtpenguin

Our প্রণয় isn't like a প্রণয় story,
But I wish it was.

I wish আপনি would carry me with your white horse,
and come in with the rain.

I wish আপনি ব্যক্ত that we would be forever and always,
and have that happy ending, fairy tales have.

I remember when I first met you,
I was fifteen to be exact.

Sparks flew around me when I saw your beautiful eyes
You made me crazier and crazier every মিনিট I spent time with you.

If আপনি ask me if I প্রণয় him,
I'd lie.

I'd write poems about আপনি and decorate my whole দেওয়াল with every memory I spent with you,
I'd give আপনি half of my হৃদয় if আপনি ever need it,
I'd scream till my lungs...

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A সেকেন্ড chance for প্রণয় (chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Over at the penguin’s habitat the penguin’s where outside doing swimming laps. A few মিনিট later Brandon arrived at their habitat.

“Hey guys how’s it going?”

“Brandon why must আপনি and everyone else always have to come when we are training,” asked Skipper while looking angry.

“You know I really don’t know it’s just a force of habit I guess.”

“Why are আপনি over here anyway?”

“Well I wanted to talk to আপনি about going on a তারিখ with Marlene.”

Skipper’s eyes then widen Skipper realized that Brandon knew his secret...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their খাবার supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly দ্বারা and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell আপনি about minding your steps? আপনি should...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish লেখা now, coz SOME যেভাবে খুশী FAG ON ফ্যানপপ IS পাঠ করা MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat পরবর্তি to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Gitchi Gitchi goo!

posted by Icicle1penguin

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

info about the wondefull peinguins

posted by spounge117

hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and প্রণয় who are the only species that has plain কমলা feet and some times কমলা bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an কমলা near and on the...

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PENGUINS HAVE A MYSPACE

posted by skipperluvs

Well আপনি guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out গর্ত here are da লিঙ্ক to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!

Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link

Skipper:
link

Kowalski:
link

Rico:
link

To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, গর্ত Skippers but his dont got info on it and গর্ত rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...

KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation টাকো part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the খাবার I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two পেংগুইন dummies made out of gross টাকো meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat টাকো is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two পেংগুইন runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. পরবর্তি Kowalski makes a working গুল্তি ছোড়া shot using...

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What's happened to you, young private?

added by Skiparah

Source: "Antics on Ice"

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Skipper's Girls: Marlene (humanized)

added by Marika_1996