দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: নমস্কার you!
Me: Oh no, not আপনি again.
Officer X: আপনি know, আপনি and your পেংগুইন বন্ধু still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished আপনি off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, আপনি fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on আপনি like sweet and টক sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him দ্বারা the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do আপনি know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: আপনি don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she ব্যক্ত to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is ব্যক্ত to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do আপনি have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get আপনি and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once আপনি know. (hangs up and cries)

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Unexpected প্রণয় - Chapter Six: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning

posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, আপনি can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, আপনি bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those জন্তু জানোয়ার who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are আপনি a racist against Skipper now? I thought আপনি guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon অথবা later, something happened. This is how I হারিয়ে গেছে my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, আপনি retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This শুশুক is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do আপনি know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No আরো prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A পেংগুইন প্রণয় Story part 4

posted by Shadowpenguin

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do আপনি suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...

Mall Maniac

posted by Aquade

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar অথবা Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.

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"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the পেংগুইন was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" ব্যক্ত Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...