দ্যা পেঙ্গুইন অব মাদাগাস্কার Article: WARNING!

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posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the প্রদর্শনী আপনি will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because আপনি will watch the প্রদর্শনী nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because আপনি will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because আপনি will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because আপনি will be watching the প্রদর্শনী with tape holding up your eyelids so আপনি don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

dejavu2571, 27Kowalski and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 Sounds painful. x3 I hope none of these side effects ever happen to me.

peacebaby7 :D

carsfan "You may become so obsessed with the show you will dedicate your whole life to it." At FIRST I was, but good thing I have other interrest. XD

27Kowalski "You may cause yourself to never speak again because you will try to be like Rico" Um... You just gave me a new idea... XD

skippercp321 ummm coughs im number two coughs sorry I coughed dering that im number too

peacebaby7 Hahahaha, I remember when I wrote this. LOL, memories. XD @skippercp321: Same here, my virtual friend. I have so many fan fictions I can't find time to write. *sad face* XD

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Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?

posted by karenkook

Chapter 3
Meanwhile, back at the লেমুর habitat
Julien kept tossing and turning as he slept. He was having a nightmare, but it started out as a great dream. Julien was laughing as he ran through a familiar part of Madagascar. He was having fun exploring and partying with his subjects. All of his subjects cheered as he danced to the beat. He encouraged everyone else to dance with him. Julien watched as the other lemurs started to dance as well, except for one young male ruffed লেমুর who sat under the darkness of a tree. His body was white. He has patches of black on his tail, paws, hips, face,...

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And Theeeeeeeeeeeen?! - A Very Annoying, Short one-shot Fanfic

posted by KowalSkip9

Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think আপনি should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much আপনি like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 3- The Hoboken Ball

posted by Katie_Kat200

....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for আপনি to figure out while আপনি read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...

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Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

posted by candlefairy_13

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own পেংগুইন personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if আপনি possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

----------clear----------

You are a Skipper if:
__ আপনি are a born leader.
__ আপনি are terrified of needles.
__ আপনি crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ আপনি are the first born child.
__ আপনি always have a cup of coffee...

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It. Chapter 9: চুম্বন me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the জন্তু জানোয়ার A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," ব্যক্ত Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with জন্তু জানোয়ার whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with জন্তু জানোয়ার whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 2 (Witnesses)

posted by hanz1192

Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are আপনি alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want আপনি guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" ব্যক্ত Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 1 (Evil Phone)

posted by hanz1192

Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....

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Genie meanie minee moe

posted by Colonelpenguin

The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i ব্যক্ত "I have a crystal ball আপনি can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on আপনি and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...

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The পেংগুইন zone intro

posted by 67Dodge

I am লেখা a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 আরো if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the প্রদর্শনী is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome আপনি to-
Me: সরানো IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank আপনি for waiting

আপনি unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as আপনি travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.

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Carol of the বড়দিন Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was বড়দিন eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years পূর্বে when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, আপনি must understand, this পেংগুইন HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

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শীর্ষ secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as আপনি might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site অথবা theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an প্রবন্ধ to be পোষ্ট হয়েছে on their own site about how great the other প্রদর্শনী is.
If আপনি like the plan, মতামত and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if আপনি don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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The Clipboard Theory

posted by littlebirdy05

*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's অনুরাগী page, but honestly this place is আরো active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s আরো of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a দেওয়াল of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was পাঠ করা and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the উৎস of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1:The New Private (part two)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift অথবা something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a তিমি and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young পেংগুইন squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing স্লেজগাড়ী down a snowdrift away from their পেংগুইন flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation টাকো Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The টাকো couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it দ্বারা the great টাকো terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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PoM Pics

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i`m watching আপনি !!

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সঙ্গীত sheet of Penguins of Madagascar

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The Definition of a Fanguin

posted by thecrazygeinus

Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A অনুরাগী of The

Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point

of being noticable দ্বারা others. Fanguins can be

identified দ্বারা penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off উদ্ধৃতি from the টেলিভিশন প্রদর্শনী at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable দ্বারা a

প্রণয় of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s অনুরাগী and Foes

•And various OCs and অনুরাগী pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry