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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have আপনি been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems আপনি have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view আপনি as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: এল-মৃত্যু পত্র *sigh* "Who's your পরবর্তি in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did আপনি go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do আপনি eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY প্রশ্ন আপনি WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T



Tip: If আপনি want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.