Me: Hello, Skipper. I’m Livi and I will be interviewing আপনি today.

Skipper: How do আপনি know my name? It is শীর্ষ secret and classified! Are আপনি spying on me?

Me: Yes, I’m spying on you. In fact everyone is.

Skipper: Chimey changa! Do I have my own T.V. প্রদর্শনী অথবা something?

Me: Yes, আপনি do. Why don’t we start the interview questions.

Skipper: Okay…

Me: First question, how old are you?

Skipper: Young enough to do this! *kicks me in the face*

Me: Ow! That hurt!

Skipper: It’s suppose to.

Me: Is my nose bleeding or-

Skipper: পরবর্তি question.

Me: Okay, um, everybody wants to know, who are Manfridi and Johnson?

Skipper: That is classified!!! *kicks me in the shin*

Me: Ow! Stop doing that!

Skipper: I only did it twice!

Me: পরবর্তি question. Do like Marlene? Like, like-like?

Skipper: No way! *slaps my face* Okay, maybe a little.

Me: Will আপনি stop it!

Skipper: পরবর্তি question, right?

Me: Not if আপনি keep hurting me!

Skipper: Okay, okay!

Me: Well, I don’t have any আরো questions.

Skipper: Okay. *slaps me again*

Me: What the heck!

Skipper: I like slapping things.

Me: I guess the show’s over.

Skipper: This is recording! *kicks me*

Me: Oh my gosh, will আপনি stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!