M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are আপনি doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do আপনি see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do আপনি play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would আপনি refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will আপনি do?
S: Lady, I don't think আপনি want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say অথবা else.
M: *eye even wider* অথবা else what?
S: অথবা else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's সরানো on to your পরবর্তি question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask প্রশ্ন and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what আপনি mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are আপনি willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your পূর্ববর্তি supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do আপনি consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do আপনি think আপনি would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when আপনি helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. পরবর্তি question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five মিনিট later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that উত্তর my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do আপনি admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is আরো admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made আপনি interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! আপনি will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. আপনি wouldn't believe the crazy দিন I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do আপনি get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did আপনি leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do আপনি mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are আপনি doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do আপনি see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do আপনি play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would আপনি refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will আপনি do?
S: Lady, I don't think আপনি want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say অথবা else.
M: *eye even wider* অথবা else what?
S: অথবা else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's সরানো on to your পরবর্তি question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask প্রশ্ন and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what আপনি mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are আপনি willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
------------------------------------------------------------
M: What would your পূর্ববর্তি supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do আপনি consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do আপনি think আপনি would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when আপনি helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. পরবর্তি question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five মিনিট later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that উত্তর my question.
-----------------------------------------------------------
M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do আপনি admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is আরো admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made আপনি interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! আপনি will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. আপনি wouldn't believe the crazy দিন I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do আপনি get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did আপনি leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do আপনি mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
I প্রণয় The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only প্রশ্ন I ever ask are:
Why don't আরো people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? অথবা the 5th of May?
This প্রদর্শনী is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The আরো I watch this show, the আরো I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope আপনি all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only প্রশ্ন I ever ask are:
Why don't আরো people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? অথবা the 5th of May?
This প্রদর্শনী is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The আরো I watch this show, the আরো I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope আপনি all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
