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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation টাকো Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The টাকো couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it দ্বারা the great টাকো terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant টাকো breaching our ranks AND to make it worse worse this bathroom is stinking of clogged toilets. We will rot in here like a dead body rotting in the heat and decaying-
Skipper: We don't need grusome details. We need a plan. Kowalski, options. Private, fill me in on every detail. I can take it.
After much thought they have a plan. Master genius Kowalski decided that...No time to finish telling আপনি the plan. The টাকো just burst in through the door! There is no resistance holding it back and it searches with eyes made of olives for the three remaining penguins. But they aren't there.
Skipper: Now, now, now!
With perfect military fashion the penguins drop fom the ceiling and out the open door. Skipper dives under a টেবিল to safety.
Skipper: The plan worked! High fives, men!
Kowalski: Now is not the time for jollity. Where is Private?
Private: AHHHHHH!!!!!
They look out and see Private being swallowed up in the giant taco, disappearing behing two soggy hardshells. For a moment they stay silent to honor the soldier who was devoured right before their eyes.
Kowalski: I can't believe it. Eaten. Gone, just like Rico! Oh the irony!
Skipper: We are getting out of here. That hardshell horror is not going to win this battle.
Kowalski: But it will eat us! Waht do we do? To create an assault, the odds against us would be extremely high...
Skipper: Keep it together, man. We are getting out of here. I have a new plan.
Kowalski: Elaborate.
Skipper: Yep, we are going to spit in the face of danger. Wait for it....We are going to face the monster head-on! That's right. আপনি heard me. Now here's the plan...
(The camera is slowly moving out from beneath the gum encrusted টেবিল so we can't hear the plan. I know how much we all want to know how they get out of this epidemic, but that will have to wait. In action চলচ্চিত্র they always zoom out when the plan is being said! That ruins the suspense for later!)

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dragonrider Funny

18wanda Hooray. I have a viewer. Like Cosmo always says, "Read, review, and recycle."

monsy38 You have more than one. nice idea at the end

skipperluvs We should have gone to ihop!!!!

Penguin11 Oh, THE IRONY!!!! WAAH,WAAH,TEAR TEAR....

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 6 Seven Diadems

posted by MadagascarGirl

"I found a piece of paper" ব্যক্ত Private.
"Let me see... no we don't need it now, it's instruction for something look like laser, this will be probably required later"
"Kaboom?"
"I don't think so, Rico"
"Aww"
"Here's something" ব্যক্ত Skipper. On the দেওয়াল was hollows of some symbols "Here's lizard, spider, frog and... I think it's a silver"
"And over it is kettle, this is our instruction to make potion"
"Hey, Rico has got jar with টিকটিকি and spider"
"So, we must caught frog and find silver"
Kowalski winced at the sight of dried মাকড়সা and lizard.
"Blech... I see jar with a frog" ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
"Rico, have...

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Confidence is Strength (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "You Raise Me Up")

posted by mostar1219

Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a পেংগুইন didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" অথবা not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the রাস্তা lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

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Burnt Distance (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Crawling Back to You")

posted by mostar1219

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room লেখা on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting পরবর্তি to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his লেখা on his clipboard,...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (6) Mind Tango

posted by peacebaby7

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The সেকেন্ড I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my হৃদয় seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? আপনি know what আপনি have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 1 Fight

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Kowalski, analysis” ব্যক্ত Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” ব্যক্ত tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” ব্যক্ত three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” ব্যক্ত Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young পেংগুইন Private.
“We can go দ্বারা subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 2 The Dark Tunnel

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are আপনি alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” ব্যক্ত Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are আপনি ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate দ্বারা avalanche of debris.
“I was training আপনি for situation like that” ব্যক্ত Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to মোছা stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

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Celeste Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy অথবা even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to বিছানা so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking দুধ from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" দ্বারা Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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Celeste Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Private's প্রশ্ন stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A তিক্ত taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a পেংগুইন in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. আপনি see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 8: Goodbyes And One Last Hope

posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They বিভক্ত করা up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find আপনি it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut আপনি like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball ব্যক্ত as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are আপনি sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that আপনি did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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Stupid Crazy Love: (1) Finding প্রণয়

posted by peacebaby7

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

"Hey! Are আপনি okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his রাইফেল on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico দ্বারা the stairs. "Are আপনি both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski ব্যক্ত out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 9

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother দ্বারা his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched দ্বারা the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for মরগান then?

User: No. Do আপনি like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: আপনি are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are আপনি sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the শীর্ষ instead of the bottom due to everything in the দুর্গ being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 7

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the দুর্গ where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the সিংহাসন room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a পেংগুইন with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the দুর্গ anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse দিন ever. The দিন he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran অগ্রবর্তী has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Opening Sequence

posted by peacebaby7

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told আপনি it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I ব্যক্ত I told আপনি it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told আপনি to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A ভালুক ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...