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Excerpt:

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be বিভক্ত করা up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start দ্বারা being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take প্রথমপাতা the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways to the individual fighting rings they'll be in. In one ring, Private will be taking on the Fighter of the West, the Armorillo Kid. Kowalski will be taking on the intellectual farming fighter, Blu of the Brains. Rico will be taking on the King of the Sewage in his fight. And, Skipper will be taking on the baddest of Denmark, Hans the HellDane. When the ঘণ্টা rang, they all knew that there was no turning back.

Private: Take 1

Private: *dodges Amarillo Kid's attack*

Kid: "You're good, little man, but you're not that good. Back in Texas, I took a bunch of folk near and far using techniques from fighting and golf!"

Private: *swings imaginary golf club hitting Kid in the face*

Kid: *holds nose* "Ah! Cheese and crackers! That hurts worse than trying to find খড় in a needlestack!"

Monique: "Cut!" *sigh* "Private, we went over this. It's a FAKE hit. You're only supposed to make it LOOK real."

Private: "But Skipper told me that you'd changed your mind and to execute it."

Monique: *looks at Skipper* T_T

Skipper: *whistles innocently*

Monique: *facepalm*

Private: Take 2

Private: *dodges Amarillo Kid's attack*

Kid: "You're good, little man, but you're not that good. Back in Texas, I took a bunch of folk near and far using techniques from fighting and golf!"

Private: *swings imaginary golf club hitting Kid in the face*

Kid: *stumbles back holding nose*

Private: *smiles*

Kowalski: Take 1

Kowalski: *enters ring*

Blu: *enters other end*

Kowalski: (thoughts) I'm fighting a girl?

Blu: *throws punch*

Kowalski: *dodges to side*

Blu: *kicks*

Kowalski: *ducks*

Blu: >:(

Kowalski: *triple kick*

Blu: *dodges swiftly* >:)

Kowalski: >:\

Blu/Kowalski: *circle each other*

Kowalski: *gets idea* >:)

Blu: *punches*

Kowalski: *dodges and flips hair* ;)

Blu: O.O

Kowalski: *kicks in face*

Blu: *regains focus, grabs Kowalski's shoulders and throws head forward*

Kowalski: *ducks*

Blu: *flips over him accidentally taking his shirt*

Monique: "Cut!"

Kowalski: *turns* "What did we do wrong?"

Monique: *trying not to look at abs* "Um...we, uh...need to adjust the lighting! Yep. You, uh...look a little shiny. So আপনি need to leave your শার্ট off so we can fix it. It may take a while." *clears throat nervously*

Kowalski: Take 2

Blu: *punches*

Kowalski: *dodges and flips hair* ;)

Blu: O.O

Kowalski: *kicks in face*

Blu: *regains focus, grabs Kowalski's shoulders and throws head forward*

Kowalski: *ducks*

Blu: *flips over him accidentally taking his shirt*

Monique: "Cut!"

Kowalski: "What now?!"

Monique: "The cameraman forgot to start rolling."

Cameraman: "But আপনি told me not t-"

Monique: *puts hand in his face* "Save me your lame excuses! Let's go again!"

Kowalski: Take 3

Blu: *punches*

Kowalski: *dodges and flips hair* ;)

Blu: O.O

Kowalski: *kicks in face*

Blu: *regains focus, grabs Kowalski's shoulders and throws head forward*

Kowalski: *ducks*

Blu: *flips over him accidentally taking his shirt* *stares uncontrollably*

Kowalski: *punches in stomach*

Blu: *falls to ground*

Kowalski: *snatches up shirt*

Monique: "Cut!"

Kowalski: *facepalm*

Monique: "I don't like the color of that shirt. You!" *points to যেভাবে খুশী set guy* "Take that শার্ট and bring me a better one."

Kowalski: Take 4

Blu: *punches*

Kowalski: *dodges and flips hair* ;)

Blu: O.O

Kowalski: *kicks in face*

Blu: *regains focus, grabs Kowalski's shoulders and throws head forward*

Kowalski: *ducks*

Blu: *flips over him accidentally taking his shirt* *stares uncontrollably*

Kowalski: *punches in stomach*

Blu: *falls to ground*

Kowalski: *snatches up শার্ট and puts it back on*

Blu: "Umm...call me?"

Monique: "Cut! Okay! that was perfect!"

Kowalski: *mutters* "Finally..."

Monique: "Now let's take it from the top, but this time, give it আরো feeling!"

Kowalski: *double facepalm*

Rico: Take 1

Rico: *enters ring*

Sewage King: *enters opposite end*

Rico: *looks at size and muscles of opponent*

Sewage King: "Ain't আপনি gonna do something, dude?"

Rico: *laughs psychotically and goes 'destructive, out of control looney tune' on Sewage King*

Sewage King: *defeated*

Monique: "Cut!"

Rico: >=(

Monique: O.O...Never mind...o.o

Skipper: Take 1

Skipper: *enters ring*

Hans: *enters other end*

Skipper: *takes Hans out in one blow* :)

Monique: "Cut! That's a rap!"

*Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private high five*

Monique: "EXCEPT...I'm still not fully satisfied with Kowalski's scene. Someone bring Blu back in!"

Kowalski: *goes up to Monique* "I don't think that will be necessary."

Monique: "Why not? I'm the director." >:( *crosses arms*

Kowalski: *takes off shirt*

Monique: O.O "Meep..." *clears throat* "Uh...I mean...What are আপনি doing?"

Kowalski: >:\ "Well, according to my calculations, আপনি were supposed to pass out."

Monique: "Oh, so now you're trying to knock me out, are you?" >:(

Kowalski: "Only because আপনি keep making me redo the scene just to see me shirtless!" >:(

Monique: :O *really high voice* "Whaaaaaat? I don't know what you're talking about! I'm trying to make that scene perfect! Nothing more!" *crosses arms* >:(

Kowalski: T_T "Really? Then why did we have to adjust the lighting for two straight hours just to get it right back to where it started? And why did we have to look at 23 different shirts before আপনি finally decided that the first one was fine after all?"

Monique: "For your information, I am a picky person!"

Kowalski: "Well, I didn't think someone as smart and pretty as আপনি would be so fickle!" >:(

Monique: "Well, I didn't think someone as sexy as আপনি would be so stubborn!" >:(

Kowalski: "Well, if you're going to be that way, then maybe I'll just leave!!"

Monique: "No! We're finishing this scene!"

Kowalski: "Make me!"

Monique: *slaps Kowalski*

Kowalski: >:(

Monique: >:(

...

*Monique and Kowalski begin kissing*

Skipper/Rico/Private: O.O

Skipper: *covers Private's eyes* Boys...you didn't see anything.........