*presses tape recorder button*
"0900 hours....Skipper's Log......
After the সাম্প্রতিক success of my life's story, I decided to do one for Kowalski. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so try to keep this under wraps, comprende?
I did background checks on all of my boys when they joined the team. I don't suppose i did it thoroughly enough, because there's a whole other side to Private that I-.... right...this is about Kowalski... you'll have to wait and see if i decide to do one for Private.
Rico's past is still shrouded in enough mystery to rival the smog in California, but Kowalski's is as clear as water considering he told me his entire life's story the দিন he joined.
But first, for those of আপনি who don't know him, this is Kowalski:
He's my go-to guy for everything science and scienceish. He's been with us from he very beginning of what আপনি humans know as our adventures right to the very end of our show, and I'm sure he'll be here for a long time after that!....He'd better be, anyways...
He can be a bit arrogant and overconfident, but i still appreciate him. He can build anything out of anything! The man's a genius!...except when his inventions endanger the fate of the universe....again...
Like the time when he built that snow come maker that enveloped EVERYTHING!
Private! Didn't i tell আপনি a hundred thousand times NOT to exaggerate? It only covered New York!
As i was saying... I charge him when he gets TOO boastful about his brains. He's on his 5th Show-Off Jar now, and i have enough quarters to pay every parking meter in the Big Apple.
He can be wacky sometimes and ...TRIES to sound cool sometimes, but it never comes out right. It seems....forced, but he has...issues. He gets too defensive about science and emotions evade him. Not that we'd need them on our team! I don't allow nancy-cats on my elite team!
And yet he and Doris are still dating....
He over analyzes situations, and his plans are usually a few steps আরো than we need, but he's a brilliant bird, an amazing inventor, and i am PROUD to call him my lieutenant and friend.
From what he's told me, he's 24 years old. His parents have Polish blood in them from somewhere in his family tree. he speaks several languages including Russian (which came in handy when the Red কাঠবিড়াল started insulting us in Russian once)He was born in a Florida hatchery. He spent the early years of his life messing around in the veterinary labs. Surgical tools were his first toys, in fact.
He grew up loving science and mathematics and had his fair share of screw ups trying to escape from the zoo he lived in. I forget what it was called now, but they eventually had him transferred to the Bronx Zoo. It was there when he decided he didn't like the life of a Zoo animal and packed his copies of Scientific American and left for the same training academy that eventually Rico would graduate from a few years later.
It was in that পেংগুইন Training Academy where an 18 বছর old Kowalski became the full-fledged scientist we know today. His first invention, ironically, worked without blowing up, and it still does to this day! it was some sort of teleportation device.
The thing only could সরানো আপনি a few feet in one direction-....
One Direction? How did আপনি know that was my পছন্দ band, skipper?
Private....enough with the interruptions! I'm trying to tell these probably -bored-to-bits-with-your-interruptions humans about Kowalski! please...just go and watch TV....sorry to sound like a jerk, but i had enough interruptions with my own biography.
Sorry sir.
আপনি ok? No feelings hurt?
None sir.
Anyways... he left the academy and made his way to the Central Park Zoo shortly before our big adventure in Madagascar during them summer of '05.
The rest is history.
God forbid if i ever lose Kowalski like i almost হারিয়ে গেছে Manfredi and Johnson. He's been with me the longest, and probably knows আরো about me than I'd care to admit. In many ways, he's a ব্রেভ bird and a truly great individual, and one of the best বন্ধু I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Kowalski, thanks for everything.
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "Do আপনি know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i ব্যক্ত and the পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and ব্যক্ত "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged পরবর্তি a the পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," ব্যক্ত private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private ব্যক্ত angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he ব্যক্ত it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of আপনি go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins আপনি ব্যক্ত were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "Do আপনি know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i ব্যক্ত and the পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and ব্যক্ত "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged পরবর্তি a the পেংগুইন ব্যক্ত "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," ব্যক্ত private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private ব্যক্ত angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he ব্যক্ত it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of আপনি go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins আপনি ব্যক্ত were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.
28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist ভোঁদড় in the land.she was loved দ্বারা all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the দিন jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's গান গাওয়া he sing along.
28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist ভোঁদড় in the land.she was loved দ্বারা all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the দিন jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's গান গাওয়া he sing along.
