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It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of জন্তু জানোয়ার eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that পেংগুইন who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all দ্বারা himself....he opened up his Baggie of মাছ and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young পেংগুইন came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do আপনি want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up worried...but ব্যক্ত yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...

???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...

Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...

Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to আপনি this morning with that jock...

Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....

Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....

Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..

Private:"freshy"...?

Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...

Skipper: আপনি have the জনপ্রিয় kids....Rico's one of them.....and আপনি have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped আপনি out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....

Suddenly...a শিয়াল came up and sat পরবর্তি to the two...

???: নমস্কার skipper...how's it going?

Skipper: নমস্কার Marcus....I'm প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে the ropes of High school....

Private looked at Marcus confused...

Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....

Private:oh...hello...

The ঘণ্টা suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the পরবর্তি class...

Private:thank আপনি Marcus and skipper....for প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....

Skipper:no problem!

Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the পরবর্তি class...

Meanwhile......

Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor পেংগুইন into something are আপনি skipper...?

Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN বছর here....

Marcus:"sigh" why do আপনি have to be so mean to all the new kids...?

Skipper:because....I প্রণয় Doing it that's why!

Marcus:"sigh"
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the শিরোনাম says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if আপনি wish to read them. Any শিরোনাম with a Roman numeral পরবর্তি to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope আপনি enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making আপনি laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding মহাকাশ is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told আপনি before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are আপনি doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't আপনি be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do আপনি know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little টাট্টু and Lunicorns Are Made দ্বারা Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made দ্বারা Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! অথবা Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins স্নেহ চুম্বন Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have আপনি been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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I'm লেখা this so আপনি can find out wich পেংগুইন আপনি are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your পছন্দ way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes আপনি sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your পছন্দ subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a চিনাবাদাম মাখন winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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