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Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish লেখা now, coz SOME যেভাবে খুশী FAG ON ফ্যানপপ IS পাঠ করা MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

BlowholeRulez Do you guys like it? =3

BlowholeRulez Sorry it's so short, just didn't know what to say :L

skipper321 It was weird. but good

BlowholeRulez Yeah. I am random but my friends just call me plain wierd Dx

BlowholeRulez Yes, she has a gun :P

BlowholeRulez btw guys Nori is pronounced Noaree. lol. I just hate it when ppl pronounce her Nohree.

skipperpengui oh no blowhole

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" ব্যক্ত Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write আরো later.

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 10 Mission Of The Golden Statue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made কুকুরছানা dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine ব্যক্ত and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she ব্যক্ত and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 7 Tears For Dommed

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If আপনি let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb আপনি anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private ব্যক্ত with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I প্রণয় আপনি son" Skipper said.
"We প্রণয় you" ব্যক্ত Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked দ্বারা the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself দ্বারা snacking on every মাছ that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Celeste Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Private sat পরবর্তি to his Skipper on the কূল of the pond sticking his feet in. The leader carried two fishing rods. Private was very much younger. His saphire eyes looked even bigger than how they became.
"So why did আপনি want to go fishing, sir?" Private chirped.
"I wanted to talk to you." Skipper said.
"What're these sticks for?" Private pondered. He was pointing to the rods.
"You mean the fishing poles?" Skipper asked both puzzled and astonished.
"Yeah," Private nodded.
"You've never been taught how to fish, at least with a pole?" Skipper questioned. When he was Private's age, he had been taught...

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Good and True (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "A Thousand Years")

posted by mostar1219

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream অথবা imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. প্রজাপতি fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best দিন of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding দিন with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 3 The Dark Prince

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” ব্যক্ত Kowalski.
“Me too” ব্যক্ত Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” ব্যক্ত Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, আপনি always giving options” ব্যক্ত Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” ব্যক্ত Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” ব্যক্ত Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” ব্যক্ত Skipper.

Fifteen মিনিট later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them অথবা follow them. Finally...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the রান্নাঘর

posted by legendary7

দিন 27
As Private woke up from বিছানা that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" দ্বারা Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater দ্বারা the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings অথবা dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope আপনি guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets আরো dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if আপনি don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was লেখা that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My শীর্ষ two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was অভিনয় guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

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পেংগুইন Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins স্নেহ চুম্বন Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have আপনি been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers আপনি can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But দ্বারা golly আপনি are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did আপনি remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame শিরোনাম is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a রশ্মি gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 মিনিট I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all বছর round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an ঘন্টা after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the বৃক্ষ to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P দ্বারা Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing দ্বারা a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown পশম anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a মাউস I look like minnie মাউস but different. I wear a পরাকাষ্ঠা bow a পরাকাষ্ঠা dress and পরাকাষ্ঠা shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) নমস্কার where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the পরবর্তি thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces ব্যক্ত it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat পরবর্তি to him, looking at the view of the dry মিষ্টান্ন beyond the oasis island. After a while she ব্যক্ত lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that আপনি miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s প্রতিবেদন and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the প্রতিবেদন and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative দ্বারা the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...