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Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry at Hexter. Lester was about to get up and demand what Hexter was up to, but he decided that was too nosy, so he sat back down and was bored, once again.

Hexter took off his hat and slipped on Dexter's sunglasses. Having an identical twin was useful for pranks. He had been practicing copying Dexter's voice, and had perfected it. He turned down another corner of the lair and soon came across his father. Hexter smiled to himself and drove in his father's 'office'.

"Hello, father," Hexter began, using his best ডেক্সটার voice. Blowhole turned around. "Yes, what is it, Dexter?" He demanded, sounding annoyed. "Well, আপনি see, I am- চকোলেট MOUSE!" Hexter shouted. Blowhole looked confused. "Dexter? What's gotten-" "EAT A MOUNTAIN OF PEANUTS!" Hexter cut his father off, still pretending to be Dexter. Blowhole recoiled a little. "You need to see the doctor, Dexter, this isn't like you..."
Hexter almost burst out laughing. "BOBBY IS A ROCK. EAT A CHOCOLATE!" He yelled as he left the room.

As soon as he was out of earshot, Hexter laughed like a villain. He knew ডেক্সটার hated the doctor and was a little afraid of the doctor, too" Hexter took off Dexter's sunglasses and put his hat back on. Hexter raced to Lester's room and threw the sunglasses into it. "Thanks, bro!" He called as he zoomed past. He hears a "Um, thanks..Hexter...." Lester called back uncertainly.

ডেক্সটার made his way to Lester's room. "Can I have them back now?" Lester looked up. "Sure," Lester tossed them to Dexter, much to Dexter's annoyance. "Careful!You could break them!" He snapped. Lester held up a flipper. "Who's the leader? Me." Lester responded in his usual mellow tone. ডেক্সটার shot his older brother a look of annoyance. Why was he leader? Why not me? ডেক্সটার thought angrily as he left.

"Dexter?" Came Nori's voice. ডেক্সটার sighed and went toward his mother. "What?" He snapped. Most teens were snappy. Nori narrowed her eyes and they, briefly, turned red. "Dexter, we're taking আপনি to the doctor," She told him. Dexter's jaw dropped open. "What?! Why?" He gasped. "Your father ব্যক্ত আপনি acted a little....wired," Nori relied simply. ডেক্সটার grinded his teeth together. Hexter, once again, played a prank on him, and this time, he had gone. Way. Too. Far.

Hexter laughed when ডেক্সটার came প্রথমপাতা from the doctor. The doctor always put the shot on the snout.There was a পরাকাষ্ঠা little band-aid on Dexter's snout. When Blowhole and Nori were out of sight, ডেক্সটার rolled up calmly up to Hexter on his transporter. "Hey, Hexter, do আপনি want to race?" He drawled, innocent enough. Hexter perked up to the word race. "Sure!"


"On my mark, get set, GO!" ডেক্সটার called out to his twin. Hexter and ডেক্সটার zapped full speed across the ocean. ডেক্সটার knew that Hexter was too focused on racing to notice the nets. Just like planned, Hexter got caught into the fishing nets. "AHHH! Dexter, help!" Hexter called out desperately. ডেক্সটার keep on racing, pretending not to hear, and Hexter was running out of oxygen.
Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a চিনাবাদাম মাখন winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, অথবা King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...
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Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are আপনি okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled দ্বারা the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...
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posted by legendary7
Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are আপনি okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private আপনি did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...
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Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, আপনি need to go."
P: "Why? আপনি won't hurt me."
S: "I think আপনি should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do আপনি mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. আপনি need to go. It's clear I've done enough দ্বারা putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But আপনি didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...
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Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time লেখা this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red কাঠবিড়াল had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are আপনি mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private আপনি saved my life. How could I be mad at আপনি for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...
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This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. আরো like a cave, অথবা a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...
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Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough খুঁজুন of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...
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posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control আপনি - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't আপনি listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed দ্বারা ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make আপনি mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope আপনি shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if আপনি spot anything আপনি know is a mistake.
posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have আপনি ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of ব্যক্ত অথবা Done.
And everyday I see আপনি on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now আপনি know I’m gonna be...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see আপনি when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can আপনি hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, অথবা a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, অথবা a Beautiful Nightmare!...
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 "Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused দ্বারা the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t আপনি hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...
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I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the পরবর্তি chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:

link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...
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Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything আপনি hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess আপনি guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even আরো curious if the sound file was just really a prank অথবা an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his পছন্দ catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his বিছানা and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the বিছানা and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...
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posted by SJ_waddles
Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam মাছ (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation পেংগুইন Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was ফলমূল punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a পেংগুইন marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest পেংগুইন দ্বারা two years...
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posted by skipperluvs
Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company অথবা not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me অথবা something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy পেংগুইন shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...
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added by PripperNKicoFan
Source: Penguins of Madagascar - Promo