KowalskiXSkipper

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful দিন at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a মেঘ burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t আপনি see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a মেঘ in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can আপনি do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves অথবা I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the মেঘ block...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Remember, in this chapter Skipper is a chick
Fact আপনি need to know about this chapter: Military Mascots were জন্তু জানোয়ার who came to the wars and helped keep the soldiers' spirits up and remind them of their pets (Plz don't kill me if আপনি think I'm wrong, I read it at school!)
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The military officer had taken Skipper to be his team's mascot.

Skipper didn't like it one bit at first, he hated the training that the soldiers did which took forever each day, the মাছ was horrible, and gun fires terrified him.

The only fun time he got was when he got attention from the...

Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

Private made it to a small abandon car repair shop. Private looked at his Pip-Boy to see if he went to the right place, and it ব্যক্ত খিলান 112. Private went inside anyways to see what he could find. The place was old and dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Private noticed a huge door on the floor on the far-left side of the room, and walked to it. He opened the door and it showed stairs that lead to the basement. He went down, but saw that this wasn’t the basement at all. Instead it was the entrance to খিলান 112. Private looked at the control panel, and just simply just pressed...

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked দ্বারা the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself দ্বারা snacking on every মাছ that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

Private sat পরবর্তি to his Skipper on the কূল of the pond sticking his feet in. The leader carried two fishing rods. Private was very much younger. His saphire eyes looked even bigger than how they became.
"So why did আপনি want to go fishing, sir?" Private chirped.
"I wanted to talk to you." Skipper said.
"What're these sticks for?" Private pondered. He was pointing to the rods.
"You mean the fishing poles?" Skipper asked both puzzled and astonished.
"Yeah," Private nodded.
"You've never been taught how to fish, at least with a pole?" Skipper questioned. When he was Private's age, he had been taught...

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream অথবা imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. প্রজাপতি fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best দিন of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding দিন with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did আপনি remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat পরবর্তি to him, looking at the view of the dry মিষ্টান্ন beyond the oasis island. After a while she ব্যক্ত lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that আপনি miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s প্রতিবেদন and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the প্রতিবেদন and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative দ্বারা the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 বছর old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do আপনি want to play? আপনি can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw আপনি in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take আপনি on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even আরো fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way আরো funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the সেকেন্ড best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, আপনি dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper ব্যক্ত crossing his arms

the পেংগুইন putted his gun down, and skipper sat right পরবর্তি to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper ব্যক্ত sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he ব্যক্ত running....

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters অভিনয় out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what প্রণয় is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what আপনি wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny দিন in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention আপনি might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He ব্যক্ত bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...