Rico Demotivational

“Busted”
June 23, 2014

    After a long দিন of training, dealing with Julien, and protecting the zoo, Skipper busied himself on a top-secret solo mission. . . .

    “You think you’re smooth, Hans, but you’re not as smooth as me. Especially not like . . . this!” Skipper ব্যক্ত to the mirror as he held the fake mustache to his beak. He straightened his cowboy hat and shined his sheriff badge. “Now, that’s what I call a rugged Belvidere if I do say so myself.”

    Skipper turned at different angles to the mirror as he admired...

Breathe Again 04.10.16

“Thanks for this, guys. I really appreciate it,” Max ব্যক্ত as the penguins prepared to leave.

“No problem, Moon Cat,” Skipper replied. “We hope your new প্রথমপাতা works for you. আপনি know where to find us if আপনি need anything.”

“Just across town,” Max replied affirmatively. “Got it.”

“Let’s head home, boys,” Skipper ব্যক্ত as the four of them climbed into their পরাকাষ্ঠা car. Rico pressed on the gas but had to brake suddenly when a অগ্রদূত zipped by, heading east.

“Whoa, they’re in a hurry,” Private observed.

“Wasn’t that a news van, Skipper?” Kowalski inquired....

Razor padded down the stairs and stared at the young penguin. "Hmm." He lifted him on his back and walked off.

Memory

Private ran around on the পাহাড় giggling joyfully.

"Private could আপনি come here for a second?" Blue called, shaking his head at the smaller.

Private squealed then ran back and wrapped his flippers around him. "You're warm big brothah."

"Close your eyes."

"Why?"

Blue laughed, "Well it won't be a surprise if I tell you."

Private pouted but shut his eyes. He was certainly surprised feeling his forehead being kissed.

"May আপনি be smiled upon baby brother."

Private opened his eyes. "What was...

Light 01.23.15

Marlene laid against the dark, damp soil, nearly losing consciousness. The air was growing heavy, and her breathing was becoming labored. She'd been underground for almost an ঘন্টা now, and was running out of oxygen. In the pitch black, she'd never felt আরো alone.

She and Private had left the zoo for snowcones. But when they got close, a human spotted them and they had to hide in a panic haste. Private sought refuge in a trashcan while Marlene ঘুঘু into an abandoned শিয়াল hole. But the পরবর্তি thing she knew, the human ran across it in খুঁজুন of her and the vibration caused the loose...

“No, Mort! আপনি are so stupid-y! আপনি can not just hop right in front of me like that when I am shaking my money-maker!” Julien snapped at the small lemur.

“But I wanted to shake my money-maker, too!” Mort protested.

“No! আপনি do not have a money-maker! Only the king has the maker of the money,” Julien insisted as he dusted off his crown. “Also, I—”

“King Julien!” Maurice interrupted from the sidelines.

“Maurice!” Julien ব্যক্ত angrily. “How dare আপনি interrupt me when I am ranting!”

“Just look!” Maurice ব্যক্ত pointing to the penguins’ habitat across the way.

Julien followed...

“Hurry! Get him on the table! We’re losing him!” Kowalski commanded as he, Rico, and Private carried their leader into the zoo infirmary.

Rico and Private laid a bruised, scratched-up, and unconscious Skipper on the examination table.

“We’re going to need help!” Kowalski ব্যক্ত setting to work assessing his wounds. “Private, go find some hands!”

“Aye!” Private acknowledged as he leapt from the table. He ran to the chimps’ habitat first.

“Mason! Phil!” he called in a panic.

Mason climbed down from his বৃক্ষ with Phil following close behind.

“What’s the trouble, Private?...

Author's Note: Happy New Year! Here's the পরবর্তি chapter!

For the সেকেন্ড time that day, I woke up –this time with the smell of sardines. Private’s face was hovering close by, and that was the first thing I saw. “He’s awake!” Private yelled.

I held a flipper to my head and groaned. “Remind me not to spin my head like that again,” I said.

Rico smiled at me. He ব্যক্ত something I didn’t understand. “Sorry,” I said. “What did আপনি say?”

Private translated. “He says that you’ll get well soon.”

I glanced at Rico. He nodded in confirmation. Kowalski waddled over. “Perhaps...

Monday
The three penguins lined up in front of their leader. “Mission, sir?” asked Kowalski, saluting.
“Right,” replied his commander. “Years ago, I received a call of help from our cousins the turkeys.”
“The turkeys are our cousins?” repeated Private.
“Yes.”
Private’s face grew worried. “So our cousins are being butchered as we speak?”
Rico’s face, on the other hand, was disturbingly dreamy. Ignoring the look on Rico’s face, Skipper continued. “Like a fool, I turned it down.”
“Isn’t it breaking the পেংগুইন code?” asked Kowalski.
Skipper glared at him....

    For a long while, Kowalski traveled in the dark. The only way he could see anything was because of the gentle moonlight and Aurora Borealis dancing across the sky. He persisted through the snow, fighting against the wind. The cold pinched at his face and made it difficult to keep his eyes open. Finally, he assumed that it’d be best to just stop and get some rest.

    Without much option on a place to sleep, he just stopped where he was and laid his spare দস্তানা down. Feet first, he climbed inside the দস্তানা until his head was inside. The insulated...

It was a typical দিন in the zoo....skipper and the others were enjoying there দিন so far....private was trying to be extra cute today to প্রদর্শনী skipper he could be আরো cute then he ever could before....

Private: am I Bieng EXTRA cute today skipper?

Skipper:"sigh" yes private...we all know your the cutest....

Rico and kowalski just sighed as they were waving to the people....

Ding...ding.....the ঘণ্টা had rung...it was closing time..the penguins all did thier final wave as the customers left....they all were just about to go down to thier lair and call it a day...when Marlene jumped into thier lair....with...