Okay. I just read the প্রবন্ধ myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if আপনি can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give অথবা take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If আপনি wanted to give a proper review, আপনি should've first প্রদত্ত much more...