I do not believe that Skipper and Lola were ever legally married in “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.” And until I see a marriage license proving otherwise, this is the opinion I will maintain.

Last month, as part of my “One Hundred Days of Drabbles” project on FanFiction.net, I wrote the drabble below on the Skipper-Lola subject:

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“Hey, Kowalski,” Skipper called over to his first lieutenant, “you remember that hula doll bobblehead that I married?”

“Yes, sir,” Kowalski replied. “I was the best man at your wedding, after all.”

“I still can’t believe that I actually did that,” Skipper continued. “Do you think that I ought to file formal divorce papers?”

“I don’t think such would be necessary,” Kowalski replied. “Knowledge of New York state law tells me that a marriage between a penguin and an inanimate object -- preformed by a lion in Africa -- isn’t legally binding here in the Empire State.”

“That’s a relief,” Skipper said.

xD wow, you gotta love the legal analysis.

That has been puzzling me forever!!! But I think that something bad happened to her durning the honeymoon, like she fell apart or fell off the plane while they left and they didnt notice until they got to new york so they didnt go back.

6 fans; 6 different opinions. woodchappier!

i think he just realized that it`s not real love and let the wood chipper do the rest i so wish i could have helped
now all thats left is ricos doll.......*devilish grin*
btw i kinda happy 2 cuz now marlene can have him

She got her head blown off during the movie, other than that i dont know.

W-O-O-D-C-H-I-P-P-E-R, obviously I can spell woodchipper XD seriously though that was the best choice, I wouldn't mind seening Lola in little bite size pieces in the back of some truck MUHAHAHA

hey, you never know.

hehehe...ok now im gunna try and spell it :P
W-O-O-D-C-H-I-P-P-E-R YAY!
i got it!:P

i hate how ppl hate this couple... >:( WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO U GUYS!!! mad3 is comming and if shes there im laughing. XD

Wel.....she's not alive. That's why people hate her. Why do you like her anyway?

oh i think its adorable ^^ and like i said i made up a story of how she could come alive. (im sry if i scare you)

u know what i realized, if Rico ate her, than thats not the worst thing XD
Skipper: i wonder what ever happed to that firl i married in Africa.
Rico *brup
Skipper: oh there she is

XD i think its possible

I bet Rico keeps her in his belly XP

That would explain why Skipper's against "Love Smoothies" when in the movie he was a tiger! *growwwl*

Wow, just creeped myself out. I don't know why I said that. Obviously I'm a Kowalski/Private fan. Gasp! It's The Helmet! It's controlling me!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!

Duuuuh. I ROFLed at "Marlene, upon learning of Lola, stole Rico’s dynamite and blew her up" xD

Skipper: And...she's Lola, my "wife"--
Marlene: Wife? Ò_Ó' Rico...
*Rico throws a dynamite stick and explodes Lola*
Marlene: Fine u__u'
Skipper: Y-you...YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE \o\ xD

I heard she fell off the plane during the honey moon...