This is my first প্রবন্ধ that I'm লেখা for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to রামধনু Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 সেকেন্ড flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other টাট্টু god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful পরাকাষ্ঠা filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with অতিপ্রাকৃতিক powers. I mean, she can be faster than রামধনু Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
আপনি don't see a lot of ড্রাগন in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs দ্বারা going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can ক্রুশ this one out.
2.
She's A টাট্টু In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No আরো talk of টাট্টু conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A টাট্টু Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the টাট্টু equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time অথবা something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any প্রদত্ত time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and যেভাবে খুশী immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the পরবর্তি Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times আরো powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? অথবা throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic স্ক্রু ড্রাইভার and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I প্রণয় Pinkie Pie.
What do আপনি think?
Also, please tell me if this is good অথবা not. If আপনি think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other টাট্টু god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful পরাকাষ্ঠা filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with অতিপ্রাকৃতিক powers. I mean, she can be faster than রামধনু Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
আপনি don't see a lot of ড্রাগন in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs দ্বারা going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can ক্রুশ this one out.
2.
She's A টাট্টু In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No আরো talk of টাট্টু conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A টাট্টু Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the টাট্টু equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time অথবা something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any প্রদত্ত time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and যেভাবে খুশী immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the পরবর্তি Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times আরো powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? অথবা throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic স্ক্রু ড্রাইভার and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I প্রণয় Pinkie Pie.
What do আপনি think?
Also, please tell me if this is good অথবা not. If আপনি think it's good, I'll try and do more.
