Destine: Okay. I'm gonna throw some stink bombs, and they'll go away.
Roc: আপনি scared of the police?
Destine: *In Madea voice* Boy I ain't scared of the po po!
Roxie: What আপনি gonna do now?
Destine: This! *shooting the cops*
Alana: Great! আরো dead cops!
Destine: Don't worry. They'll decay!
On the wedding day....
Pastor: Let the wedding begin.
The bridesmaid walked in with the groomsmaid.
Tobe walked slowly across the isle.
Roxie: Work it girl!
Destine: Shh!
Pastor: We're gather here 2day 4 this Holy Mantrimony. Now the bribe-2-be and the Groom-2-be will exchange their vows.
Tobe: I, Tobe, take you, Craig, 2 be my hubsand. I promise 2 be true 2 আপনি in good times and bad, in sickness and in health. I will প্রণয় আপনি and honor আপনি all the days of my life.
Prodigy: I, Craig, take you, Tobe, 2 be my lawfully wedded wife, 2 have and 2 hold, from this দিন forward, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do us part.
Pastor: আপনি have declared consent before the church. May the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill আপনি both with his blessings. That God has joined, men must not divide. Amen.
Roxie: Wait....Tobe's not a man!
Destine: *laughing* Shut up!
Tobe and Prodigy exchanged rings onto their fingers.
Both: With this ring, I thee wed.
Pastor: Now I pronounce আপনি husband and wife! আপনি may চুম্বন your bribe!
Prodigy kissed Tobe and they both ran out the church 2 the limousine.
Destine: Party time!!!!! *running out the door*
At the reception.......
Tobe: Okay! Before the guests gets here, Destine, Roxie, change into your বড়দিন costumes, and get ready 2 host.
Destine: Alright! *dragging Roxie 2 the restroom*
Tobe: Alana, Christi, Karey....
Alana: We're going.....*walking slowly*
5 মিনিট later, they were dressed.
Destine: link
Roxie: link
Alana: link
Karey: link
Christ: link
Tobe: Y'all look super cute!
Princeton: Cute? I prefer sexy!....except Roxie....
Roxie: I have a hoof and I'm not afraid 2 use it!
Tobe: I hear the guests! Destine! Roxie! Get on the stage!
Destine & Roxie: *walking on the stage* Welcome 2 the Winter Wedding After-Party!
Destine: I'm your host Destine.
Roxie: And I'm Roxie.
Destine: We're happy 2 see all আপনি great people! Your rocking that outfit Beyonce!
Roxie: Looking Gaga, Lady Gaga!
Destine: Anyway, First we'll sing আপনি a special song!
Alana, Christi, Tobe, and Karey ran onto the stage.
Tobe: *singing* I don't want a lot 4 christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the বড়দিন tree. I just want আপনি for my own, আরো than আপনি ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 বড়দিন is you.
All: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the বড়দিন tree. I don't need 2 hang my মোজা there upon a fireplace. Santa Claus wont make me happy with a toy on বড়দিন day.
Destine: I just want আপনি 4 my own, আরো than আপনি ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want 4 বড়দিন is you. আপনি baby.
Karey: Oh I wont ask for much 4 Christmas. I wont even wish 4 snow. And I'm just gonna keep waiting underneath the mistletoe.
Christi: I wont make a তালিকা and send it 2 North Pole 4 Saint Nick. I wont even stay awake 2 hear those magic reindeer click. Cause I want আপনি here tonight, holding onto me so tight. What আরো can I do? All I want 4 বড়দিন is you. You.
Alana: Oh all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere. And the sounds of children laughter fills in the air. And everyone is singing. I hear those sleigh bells ringing. Santa wont আপনি bring the one I really need? Wont আপনি please bring my baby 2 me?
Roxie: I don't want a lot 4 Christmas. This is all I'm asking 4. I just wanna see my baby standing outside my door. Oh I just want আপনি 4 my own আরো than আপনি ever know. Make my wish come true!
All: All I want 4 বড়দিন is you!
Crowd: *clapping*
Destine: Now....the bride and the groom will dance!
Tobe and Prodigy started 2 dance 2 the slow song.
রশ্মি Ray: Boo! *changing it 2 t a fast song* I'm gonna do the Electric Slide! *doing the Electric Slide*
Tobe: *smiling* Oh well! *dancing*
Everybody started 2 do the Electric slide.
Destine: *laughing* Okay! Now some of the bride's বন্ধু will say a speech.
Roxie: I start! I remember when I first met Tobe. At first I thought she was a boy cuz her name, but now I know she's not!
Alana: I remember when Me & Destine put চিনাবাদাম মাখন all over her clothes, so when Tobe walked outside, squirrels attacked her! *laughing*
Karey: Okay! I barely knew her, but she seems nice!
Christi: Tobe is the most sweetest girl I ever met. She never makes people feel annoyed.
Roxie: Think again!
Destine: Although I helped Alana do very funny pranks on her, but she's smart, pretty, very generous, and is like a little sister I ever wanted.
Tobe: Awe! Thanks Destine!
Destine: Okay! Now its the groom.
Princeton: Prodigy's a good dancer & singer, but he kinda Cry's a lot. Like a little girl....
Roc: Sometimes Prod can be a pain in the ass. That's it.
রশ্মি Ray: One time, he knocked down my taco....4 nothing. But I forgived him cuz he's my bro.
Roxie: Now...I wanna give a toast.
রশ্মি Ray: Mmmm! Where is it?
Destine: Not the খাবার আপনি টাকো head!
Roxie: Anyway....a টোস্ট 2 Prodigy and Tobe.
Everybody: 2 Prodigy and Tobe! *raising their glass*
Destine: Enough of the talking, now lets just celebrate!
2 hours later....
Roxie: I'm happy 2 be ur host!
Destine: Now we're leaving! Make sure আপনি congratulate the married couple.
While walking home......
Destine: Awesome party!
Alana: Awesome? I had 2 serve the guest!!!
Roxie: At least our outfits are smoking!
রশ্মি Ray: Got that right!
Destine: Wait! I have 2 tie my shoes. *tying it*
Roc: Destine?
Destine: *finished* What?
Roc: Ur under the mistletoe.
Destine: *looking up*
Roxie: Ooooo....who আপনি gonna kiss???
Destine: *looking at Princeton* আপনি know....Jacob's beside me....
Princeton: Hmmm....my বড়দিন wish has finally come true. *kissing Destine*
Alana: Yea yea yea! Smoochy smooch smooch! We gotta go.
Destine: Someone's jealous.....
Back at the house.......
Destine: We should get a বড়দিন tree.
Alana: Yea! And bake cookies, hang stockings, drink hot coco, and make snowman.
Roxie: Awesome!
Princeton: U know what this remind me of?
Roc: A song?
Princeton: Yep!
রশ্মি Ray: *rapping* Your presence is the only present that I really wanted. It priceless.
Princeton: Whatcu got on it?
রশ্মি Ray: Coming over? I got আপনি something gorgeous. I been saving up so I can afford. I kinda over did it, but I got mistletoe wishes. কোকো goddess, marshmallow kisses. Only thing been in my mind since Thanksgiving is getting permission, are আপনি with it?
Prodigy: The first time I ever talked 2 you, my হৃদয় told me আপনি were a dream come true. The first time I put ur hand in mine, I was wishing it would last a lifetime.
MB: All I want 4 বড়দিন is my girl. বড়দিন is my girl. All I want 4 বড়দিন is my girl. বড়দিন is my girl.
Destine: I প্রণয় that song!
Princeton: Really?
Destine: Ummm....yea! Well I'm gonna hit the haystack!
Princeton: Me 2.
And they went 2 sleep.....
THE END!!!!!!!!