From what type of OCD are আপনি suffering?

We all have different ''OCD'' syndromes আপনি know, for example: Twilighters have Obsessive Cullen Disorder. So I'd like to know, what's yours?

Mine is called Obsessive Callian Disorder. In case আপনি don't know, Callian is a shipping of Cal and Gillian, two characters from my fave TV প্রদর্শনী ever: Lie to Me*!

Ok, your turn now!