Anyone have anything funny to share?

heres some thing i make

Wanna know who I think is really pretty? Katie Babyface :D

Don't know if this will help (it probably won't since আপনি likely don't watch the show), but I keep thinking of this quote from my পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী that cracks me up.

Girl: What kind of car do আপনি own?
Guy: A four door.
(yeah but আপনি really have to see the scene for it to be funny so never mind)

umm the other দিন at luch there is this kid and we just look down there and her is just drinking his mild and 5 সেকেন্ড later we look down again and his head is like droping in দুধ like this kid is soaked and we all just start laughing but it get আপনি wondering. like how did he even manage to do that? did he miss his mouth দ্বারা a foot and a half? lmao

What is laughter?

A virus spread with a good joke

আপনি rang

Violence is never the answer.

Unless the প্রশ্ন is "What is never the answer?"

But if আপনি answer "Violence", your wrong.

Because:

VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER

Mind Fucked.

otay I'll sing "The happy Song" un.

"The Happy Song"
I am really special cuz there's only one of me,

Look at my smile I'm so d*mn happy other people are jealous of me

When I'm sad and lonely,
I like to sing this song,
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

Oh oh oh

I'm so Happy,I can barely breathe,
কুকুরছানা dogs,and sugar frogs,and বেড়ালছানা baby teeth,
Watch out all আপনি mothers'
I'm happy as hardcore,
Happy as a coupon for a twenty dollar wh*ore

Hahahaha

I'm really happy I'm sugar-coated me,
Happy good,anger bad,
that's my philosophy...

(I can't do this man I'm not happy)

I AM REALLY SPECIAL CUZ THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME,
LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SO D*MN HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME'

These are my প্রণয় handles,and this is my spout,
but if আপনি tip me over then mama ব্যক্ত KNOCK আপনি OUT

I am special I am happy I am gonna heave

Welcome to my happy world now get your sh*t and leave

I am happy,I am good...I'm otta here...

SCREW YOU!

হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ did THAT make আপনি feel better un? Works every time for me

This always makes me laugh. xD

For new Years i went Kurrimine সৈকত Motel. My Mum is almost family with the owners and Is best বন্ধু with their daughter. Well their daughters has four children. The youngest 2&3, so the oldest and I are responsible for them while the parents talk...
The oldest ( who is 13) was talking about Belly Button piercings, and how she really wanted one. I admitted I have one, and well the little ones heard that.
Obviously because the oldest talks about it, the the little ones acataully know what we are talking about, so therefore they are wanting one, and therefore asked for one to their parents.
So guess what their reply was..

Pheobe"(3); My Dad says I can't have my Belly Button pierced till i'm 18"
Heidi(2): I"M 18!!!!!


I laughed but was concerned at the same time!! they are soo young!!

Yush. This:

Well,there is this Quote from my পছন্দ cartoon TV প্রদর্শনী "The Penguins Of Madagascar".

The name of the episode is called "Popcorn Panic"

Skipper: Fail is NOT an option!

King Julien: Then I will do the opposite of fail!

Marlene: আপনি mean.......seccede?

King Julien: No,I will not succede,nobody will be sucking seeds!

That just cracks me up! XD

And heres a যেভাবে খুশী Picture I found here on ফ্যানপপ one day! XD