*Yells* "Filip!"...since this would only happen in a ফ্যান্টাসি world, I can have Chibs come and rescue me because that's what would happen in my ফ্যান্টাসি world.
I would beat the living sh!t out of him,get my big brother to beat him up and pick the lock, then I'd sell him to a bunch of rabid fangirls for a shiny nickle!
I would either kill myself, kill him (and the world will be saved), অথবা this:
Me: Want to play slaps?
JB: ?
Me: I take that as a yes *slaps him in the face constantly until he passes out**cuts his arm off at the shoulder**picks the lock* FREE!!!!! *runs outside and gets his দ্বারা a truck* Damn it
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