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Dogtier said:
Rick Santorum would make a great president
laura199627 said:
Knock, knock! Who's there? Text. Text who? Text আপনি ages to open the door
Cupcakes12321 said:
Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road? To get to the other side! I don't get that joke...
thewanted4life said:
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If আপনি have bird flu, আপনি need tweetment. If আপনি have swine flu, আপনি need oink-ment.
UltmateUltima said:
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade অথবা something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could think of. Two মাছ were in a tank. One ব্যক্ত to the other, "Do আপনি know how to drive this thing?" Did I ever tell আপনি the story about the broken pencil? It had no point. I was পাঠ করা a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down. Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school. Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green? A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle. Q: What do আপনি give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.) Q: What do আপনি call a খাদ vocalist who sings দ্বারা himself? A: So-low. Q: Where do বই eat dinner? A: At the টেবিল of contents. Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants. Q: What do আপনি get if আপনি ক্রুশ a cow with a camel? A: A lumpy milkshake. Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? A: Not only have আপনি let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down! Q: Why was the ঝাড়ু late? A: Because he overswept.
POPclogger216 said:
I was going to tell আপনি one about sodium, but Na.
girsmurf22 said:
Heres a cheesy one: What did the ketchup say to the mustard when it ran ahead? Slow down,let me ketchup! HOW CLEVER,whoever thought of that one,must have shed blood and sweat from thinking SOOO MUCH. *Notice my creative use of sarcasm!!! ^₩^*
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Why did the roster ক্রুশ the road? To get to the chicken BD *boom boom tss.*
ConnerandTravis said:
Your mom.............. হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ JK Q: Why did the baby bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to see what High-school was like. Q:What state is the smartest? A: Alabama. It has 4 A's and 1 B
flabaloobalah said:
whats the difference between a train and a mean teacher? one says "choo choo!" and the other one says "SPIT OUT THAT GUM!" what do আপনি call a rabbit that likes to swim with alligators? dinner. how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? only one-but she changes it into a toad! why was the girl not afraid of the shark? it was a man eating shark! what did the doctor say to the tonsil? "you are so cute, i think i will take আপনি out tonight!" where do rabbits go when they get married? on their bunnymoon. how do আপনি stop a snake from striking? pay it decent wages!
zanesaaomgfan said:
Why did the grandma put roller skates on her rocking chair? Why? Because she wanted to ROCK&ROLL !
ShadowYJ said:
This was one very odd joke which I don't get at all: Why does the pig say oink? 'cause it wants আরো food! ^It was made দ্বারা a 1st grader-I don't get it at all.
michlolois said:
my friend DAVID হারিয়ে গেছে his ID. we call him DAVE now. get it ,get it. not funny huh
shadow378 said:
Q: knock knock R:who's there A: it's the পিজা delivery guy stupid! ^V^ -
poophead4837ext said:
Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road? Because he wanted to. *fake laughs*
ssook78 said:
why was the কুইন good at mesureing? she is a ruler get it? *shoots my self*
awesum-o said:
Wuts the Internets পছন্দ animal? A lynx...Horrible joke
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? A. Flood lights! Q. What do computers do when they get hungry? A. They eat chips! Q. Why don't আপনি see giraffes in elementary school? A. Because they're all in High School! Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"! Q. Which মাস do soldiers hate most? A. The মাস of March! Q. What did the painter say to the wall? A. One আরো crack like that and I'll plaster you! Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A. In case they get a hole in one! Q. What did the the tie say to the hat? A. আপনি go on a head, I'll just hang around! Q. What would আপনি call two কলা skins? A. A pair of slippers Q. Why did a man put his money in the freezer? A. BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME COLD-HARD CASH!
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What disappears when আপনি stand up? A. Your lap. Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A. My pop is bigger than yours. Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? A. আপনি are too little to smoke. Q. What do আপনি call a surgeon with eight arms? A. A doctopus! Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake? A. Because she wanted to test the waters! Q. Why did the বেল্ট go to jail? A. Because it held up a pair of pants! Q. What is the center of gravity? A. The letter V! Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope? A. Stick with me and we will go places! Q. What sort of তারকা is dangerous? A. A shooting star! Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A. A turkey! Q. What kind of cake do আপনি get at a cafeteria? A. A stomach-cake! Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. He felt crummy! Q. When does a কার্ট come before a horse? A. In the dictionary! Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? A. She couldn't control her pupils! Q. What do আপনি get when আপনি put a মাছ and an হাতি together? A. Swimming trunks. Q. What goes up when the rain comes down? A. An umbrella
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants? A. With cabbage patches! Q. Why don't they serve চকোলেট in prison? A. Because it makes আপনি break out! Q. What do আপনি call artificial spaghetti? A. Mockaroni! Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school? A. He has a lot of ketchup time! Q. Why did the man at the কমলা রস factory lose his job? A. He couldn't concentrate! Q. How do আপনি repair a broken tomato? A. টমেটো Paste! Q. Why did the baby স্ট্রবেরি cry? A. Because his parents were in a jam! Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter? A. Patty! Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A. A deviled egg!
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas? A. A ladder in her stocking! Q. What did one virus say to another? A. Stay away, I think I've got penicillin! Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. আপনি go on ahead and I'll hang around! Q. What pet makes the loudest noise? A. A trum-pet! Q. What is a tornado? A. Mother nature doing the twist! Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Q. How do আপনি tease fruit? A. Banananananananana! Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A. Because he wanted to work over-time! Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window? A. Because he wanted to see time fly! Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured মিষ্টান্ন answer the phone? A. Jell-o! Q. When do আপনি stop at green and go at red? A. When you're eating a watermelon!
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What did the teddy ভালুক say when he was offered dessert? A. No thanks, I'm stuffed! Q. Why did the barber win the race? A. Because he took a short cut. Q. What's taken before আপনি get it? A. Your picture. Q. Why did the বৃক্ষ go to the dentist? A. To get a root canal. Q. Why did the child study in the airplane? A. He wanted a higher education! Q. Why was the ঝাড়ু late? A. It over swept!
scalesandtails1 said:
Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long? A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot. Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots? A. Bunny Farts! Q. What runs but can't walk? A. The faucet! Q. What kind of বিছানা does a mermaid sleep in? A. A water bed! Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? A. Firecrackers! Q. Where's Finnick? A. O-dair he is
Anomalous said:
A man walked into a bar he says ouch
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