How would your পছন্দ fictional character react to these dialogues on the image and what comeback would he/she make?

Loki: "I have an army."

Tony: "We have a Hulk."








Laito "bitch i have fangs"

Bellatrix: Crucio

Regina: *has read enough of these comics because of her son to know what's up*

Azula: *will প্রদর্শনী him lightning*

Loki: "I have an army"

Stark: "We have a Hulk"

Loki: "Oh I thought the beasts have wandered off"

Oh wait.

((Not necessarily দ্বারা absolute favorite, but one of the two overriding obsessions atm))