found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris ক্রুশ (criss-cross)
Chris P. বেকন (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard Head (dick head)
Richard Hunter (dick hunter)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
Hugh Jass (huge ass)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
Jack Goff (jack off)
Jenny Tull (genital)
June Bugg (dune bug)
Kerry Oki (karaoke)
Leigh King (leaking)
Mike Hunt (my c*nt)
Mo Lestor (molestor)
Neil Down (kneel down)
Pat McRotch (pay my crotch)
Pepe Roni (pepperoni)
Phil Graves (fill graves)
Robin Banks (robbing banks)
Rick Shaw (rickshaw)
Sam Manilla (salmonella)
Seymour Butts (see আরো butts)
Seymour Weiner (see আরো wiener)
Sharon Needles (sharing needles)
Teresa Green (trees are green)

there are some লিঙ্ক below that I didn't feel like putting into separate লিঙ্ক on the club. Here they are:

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(okay, not baby names, but still pretty bad)

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