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▶ "Smile. It Scares People"

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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your পছন্দ spot, hoping to post some চলচ্ছবি and pictures, answer প্রশ্ন and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an প্রবন্ধ অথবা two. আপনি get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting উত্তর such as "you suck for liking this" অথবা "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the সেকেন্ড দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth দিন of বড়দিন my true প্রণয় gave to me, four suburban trucks, বৃক্ষ moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth দিন of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists অথবা pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. দ্বারা the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I প্রণয় it!)
All I do is just believe in the হৃদয় of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as আপনি are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let আপনি see us cry, unless we want আপনি to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if আপনি are interested. But we will later deny it অথবা make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot অথবা sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for আপনি (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if আপনি don't like what we wear...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with আপনি guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person পরবর্তি to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your প্রশ্ন to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, অথবা to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get আপনি in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly দ্বারা giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the পরবর্তি family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - আপনি may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin টুপি and feed him grapes when...
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added by xxXsk8trXxx
I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping কার্ট and switch the items with stuff from the person পরবর্তি to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of আপনি on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one আপনি love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say আপনি প্রণয় me unless আপনি really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like আপনি could চুম্বন my imperfections away,
And I would stand দ্বারা your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to আপনি on everything I am,
And I dedicate to আপনি all that I have,
And I promise আপনি that I will stand right দ্বারা your side,
Forever and always, until the দিন I die.

I’m not crying over what আপনি said;
It’s what আপনি didn’t say that...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When আপনি arrive at the পরবর্তি stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If আপনি are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach আপনি all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now আপনি know how to do it!
Now, if আপনি want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and প্রদর্শনী your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if আপনি win, আপনি get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If আপনি are a winner check everything on your profile.
added by r-pattz
Source: tumblr, where else?
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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posted by invadercalliope
When আপনি turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If আপনি have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
আপনি cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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