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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

গির gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.

ZIM
The longer we stand here, the আরো they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.

ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.

ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)

As the family watches the bizzare clown show, গির see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.

GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.

ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.

SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!

PAN OVER to fing গির flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.

ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!

গির falls down, the drying cheese making it আরো difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese কার্ট tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.

ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!

EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.

The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and গির out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. গির eats the cheese off ZIM's head.

ZIM
UGH! I can't take আপনি anywhere without আপনি ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any আরো humiliating.

The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.

DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching আপনি the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?

ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!

ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.

DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.

ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?

ZIM runs off dragging GIR.

INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.


ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.

ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!

They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.

COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!

The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.

ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?

ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees গির at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. গির gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.

ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.

Computer
Be quiet, clown.

INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.

GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. গির pokes at the window, and receives a shock.

GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????

INT. ZIM'S LAB.

ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.

ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded দ্বারা holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.

Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.

GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?

ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!

ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.

COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.

ZIM
I need আরো unquestioningly!

COMPUTER
আরো unquestioningly?

ZIM
Do not প্রশ্ন me!!

COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.

The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.

TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.

...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.

ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.

He goes mad pressing buttons. প্রতিমূর্তি appear on screen.

OUTSIDE THE DOOR গির sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.

INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.

ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.

VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
নমস্কার ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?

ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.

VORTIAN ENGINEER
আপনি mean like a শীর্ষ secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?

ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.

VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.

Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.

ZIM
It's purple!

VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-

ZIM cuts the signal.

ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!

ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit দ্বারা the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM

ZIM stands in the রান্নাঘর entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.

ZIM
I ব্যক্ত I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, খুঁজুন the house for the computer.

The computer voice speaks from the walls.

COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.

ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!

MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.

GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!

গির grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.

ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!

GIR
Oh.

MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.

EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.

ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. গির is at his side.

ZIM
Your job from now on গির is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?

গির (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.

ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!

ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.

ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.

Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.

ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!

ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. গির licks a cow. ZIM looks down the রাস্তা at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.

ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!

MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.

PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.

The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.

ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!

Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!

MINIMOOSE squeaks.

ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! আপনি ব্যক্ত it.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.

The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats পরবর্তি to him.

ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.

GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.

ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting আপনি snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...

He looks around. গির looks at him, wall-eyed.

ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but আপনি have to understand....you're horrible.

গির stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting গির to break down crying. It's very emotional.

GIR
আপনি get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?

ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.

EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.

ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.

ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure আপনি have none of GIR's weaknesses.

A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.

ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do আপনি want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, আরো HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?

ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.

ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly আপনি are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually প্রণয় you, maybe!

ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn দ্বারা Dib.

DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got আপনি now!

ZIM
Got me how?

DIB
আপনি know. Got you.

ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now আপনি get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!

With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.

ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!

ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.

DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but আপনি trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.

Dib walks off.

ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!

ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic সঙ্গীত swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.

ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.

ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!

They সরানো so fast to the door that they fly out into the রাস্তা and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.

ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.

GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!

গির starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.

MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!

ZIM
EH!?

Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and গির stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.

ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.

EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM

The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and গির still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.

ZIM
Success!

ZIM and গির collapse into the rubble.

INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER

ZIM sits on the পালঙ্ক with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming গির riding his back.

ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.

COMPUTER
I don't want to.

ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.

ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.

END.
The End
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf অথবা date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the পরবর্তি time.....thank u all for পাঠ করা this..and plz মতামত ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think অথবা relate to these, in some way অথবা another:

-When আপনি forget someone's name আপনি wait for someone else to say it so আপনি don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't মোছা my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and আপনি are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are আপনি kidding me?' even though আপনি know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when আপনি grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when আপনি cheat,we hate আপনি and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like আপনি understand PMS,because আপনি dont.So stop অভিনয় like it.

4.when আপনি stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and আপনি get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So আপনি may as well stfu.

5.when আপনি flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if আপনি arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like আপনি dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what আপনি think."

7. Claim that আপনি must always wear a bicycle শিরস্ত্রাণ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway আপনি never take, অথবা teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from হারিয়ে গেছে to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see আপনি crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person অথবা kindly...
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Like the শিরোনাম says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My বন্ধু ব্যক্ত that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to জীবন্ত and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley আপনি remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex আপনি remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did আপনি get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have আপনি know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few সেকেন্ড later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating আপনি this way and আপনি know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo অথবা yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome অথবা disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious অথবা vile; an action that arouses disgust অথবা abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with আপনি at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak আপনি soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different রাস্তা in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made আপনি feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of প্রথমপাতা that it always gave me. I also made new বন্ধু immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a কলা strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the তালিকা আপনি have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the কলা peel. Bananas like to be wackos and প্রদর্শনী themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if আপনি are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the টেবিল with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the দুধ carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check অথবা charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a টেলিভিশন set in her purse.
"So, do আপনি always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did আপনি get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been প্রদত্ত your share !

HE: Will আপনি come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make আপনি very happy
SHE: Why? Are আপনি leaving?

HE: What would আপনি say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If প্রণয় is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should আপনি believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that সারমেয় প্রণয় to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at আপনি if আপনি blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a বৃক্ষ falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the পঁচকোণ were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a ভাপে সিদ্ধ করার পাত্রবিশেষ

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole হাঁস

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the পরবর্তি car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The আরো it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying আপনি should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the মতামত which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz আপনি hate America."

3. When আপনি go to the princible's office, and when he asks why আপনি were sent, say, "I wrote that আপনি sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited দ্বারা mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah মিষ্টান্ন and traveled দ্বারা Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an আপেল tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened রুটি which is রুটি made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
আপনি came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one দিন embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I প্রণয় the special bond that we beutifully share,
I প্রণয় the way আপনি প্রদর্শনী u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever নিরাপদ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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