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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an প্রবন্ধ on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I হারিয়ে গেছে it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an প্রবন্ধ about reasons why আপনি should do pointe
1. আপনি get to be taller
2. আপনি can use them in self defense
3. আপনি can... what আপনি don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 ঘন্টা Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why আপনি shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. আপনি end up with to many trophies
2. আপনি end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

আপনি know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half ঘন্টা later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could আপনি shut down computer how could you!?

So I am লেখা this to tell আপনি that because of a computer malfuntion আপনি will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an প্রবন্ধ about.
added by Ryoga_Rocks
Source: brotipshq.com
added by Eskelator
added by agtimm
Source: My Computer
added by akatsuki_otaku
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No সঙ্গীত to play so I sing আপনি my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
আপনি still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give আপনি my heart
I'm gonna give আপনি my হৃদয়
Rachel's POV:

The পরবর্তি দিন Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He ব্যক্ত giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I হারিয়ে গেছে my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor ব্যক্ত coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I ব্যক্ত in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He বিভক্ত করা the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the ফলমূল seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make আপনি feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much আপনি get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. আপনি use the British curse of খাবার and bad tea.

3. আপনি wear a scarf and when your teachers tell আপনি to take it off, আপনি say KOLKOLKOL!

4. আপনি imagine your পছন্দ হেটালিয়া characters গান গাওয়া your পছন্দ songs.

5. হেটালিয়া = your mind.

6. Buono টমেটো buono টমেটো buono buono ooh tomato.

7. আপনি give people names that apply to their traits অথবা what they eat (ex. potato bastard টমেটো bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, আপনি say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. আপনি are পাঠ করা this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first প্রবন্ধ on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with হোমস্টাক and have fallen madly in প্রণয় with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, আপনি better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, অথবা Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I ব্যক্ত our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a চুম্বন means.....

+ চুম্বন on the stomach = I’m ready
+ চুম্বন on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ চুম্বন on the Ear = You're my everything
+ চুম্বন on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ চুম্বন on the Hand = I adore you
+ চুম্বন on the Neck = We belong together
+ চুম্বন on the Shoulder = I want you
+ চুম্বন on the Lips = I প্রণয় you
+Laughing while স্নেহ চুম্বন = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely প্রণয় each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain প্রণয় you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me আপনি প্রণয় me
+ Arms around the Waist = I প্রণয় আপনি too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If আপনি were thinking about someone while পাঠ করা this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing যেভাবে খুশী letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as যেভাবে খুশী as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling ইউ কাষ্ঠ why!

আরো যেভাবে খুশী letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

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other যেভাবে খুশী people!
posted by MutantGenius
I once had a ফ্যানপপ friend. They found out I was thirteen and started স্মারক lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen বছর olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have আপনি know NONE of my বন্ধু are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe আপনি just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This প্রবন্ধ belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if আপনি are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test আপনি can chain mail to with any peeps অথবা even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on ফ্যানপপ অথবা any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in মতামত what আপনি think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true অথবা not but the উত্তর actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to আপনি people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just মোছা this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, সরানো your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not সরানো both hands অথবা both feet at the same time - আপনি will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as আপনি throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, অথবা why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and আপনি think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, আপনি SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

আপনি have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, অথবা what they are, অথবা even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, অথবা because আপনি think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat অথবা it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak আপনি out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that আপনি actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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