1) I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, আপনি must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?
6) I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12) When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have আপনি been drinking?" আপনি probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have আপনি been eating doughnuts?"
13) What? আপনি need a license to drive?
14) Wow, no wonder your wife sleeps around, with your breath!
15) Is your power a penis substitute?
16) Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but আপনি have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk
17) Can আপনি come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.
18) Oops...I thought আপনি were a prostitute.
19) Do I have any fruits অথবা vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a ফলমূল অথবা vegetable?
20) A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind
21) Did আপনি pull me over because of the drugs under the seat, the body in the trunk, অথবা the burned out tail-light?
22) Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
23) Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence
24) Is it true that guys become cops because they can't work at McDonald's ?
25) Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
26) My gun fell off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal
27) Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
28) Do আপনি have any idea how much of a hurry I'm in?
29) You're lucky this car needs a tune-up অথবা you'd have never caught me
30) In California we drive like that all the time, what's the problem?
31) If you'd try the stuff I just had, আপনি wouldn't be so damn uptight
32) Aren't there real crooks somewhere আপনি should be catching?
33) Well, those two other guys didn't stop for that school bus either
34) Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought আপনি going to get a doughnut
35) Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
36) Do আপনি have any idea who you're talking to?
37) There's no way I was going 85. I had the cruise set at 80.
38) What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God! And really, there is no blood in my alchohol
39) That uniform makes your গাধা look really big.
40) আপনি don't happen to have any বিয়ার in your car?
41) I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
42) So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
43) I'm not as think as আপনি stoned I am.
44) Officer: "Do আপনি know how fast আপনি were going"
Driver "No I'm too stoned to remember"
Thanks to Simon for the two points above!
45) Its tobacco, honest
46) Hey, i bet i can grab that gun before আপনি finish লেখা my ticket!
47) Officer: Sir, have আপনি been drinking?
>Driver: No, I haven't had any cunts tonight drinkstable.
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, আপনি must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?
6) I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12) When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have আপনি been drinking?" আপনি probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have আপনি been eating doughnuts?"
13) What? আপনি need a license to drive?
14) Wow, no wonder your wife sleeps around, with your breath!
15) Is your power a penis substitute?
16) Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but আপনি have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk
17) Can আপনি come back in 5 minutes? I'm in the middle of a telephone conversation.
18) Oops...I thought আপনি were a prostitute.
19) Do I have any fruits অথবা vegetables? I don't know. Is cocaine a ফলমূল অথবা vegetable?
20) A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind
21) Did আপনি pull me over because of the drugs under the seat, the body in the trunk, অথবা the burned out tail-light?
22) Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
23) Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence
24) Is it true that guys become cops because they can't work at McDonald's ?
25) Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too
26) My gun fell off my lap and got lodged on the gas pedal
27) Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
28) Do আপনি have any idea how much of a hurry I'm in?
29) You're lucky this car needs a tune-up অথবা you'd have never caught me
30) In California we drive like that all the time, what's the problem?
31) If you'd try the stuff I just had, আপনি wouldn't be so damn uptight
32) Aren't there real crooks somewhere আপনি should be catching?
33) Well, those two other guys didn't stop for that school bus either
34) Yes, I saw your lights on, but I thought আপনি going to get a doughnut
35) Just had to try out that new siren, didn't you?
36) Do আপনি have any idea who you're talking to?
37) There's no way I was going 85. I had the cruise set at 80.
38) What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God! And really, there is no blood in my alchohol
39) That uniform makes your গাধা look really big.
40) আপনি don't happen to have any বিয়ার in your car?
41) I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
42) So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
43) I'm not as think as আপনি stoned I am.
44) Officer: "Do আপনি know how fast আপনি were going"
Driver "No I'm too stoned to remember"
Thanks to Simon for the two points above!
45) Its tobacco, honest
46) Hey, i bet i can grab that gun before আপনি finish লেখা my ticket!
47) Officer: Sir, have আপনি been drinking?
>Driver: No, I haven't had any cunts tonight drinkstable.
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person পরবর্তি to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person পরবর্তি to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.