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" Once up on a time there was a girl wh hated justin bieber when she met him she didn't notice him. Justin Bieber was really surprised. Justin Bieber camed up to the girl and asked for her wuts ur name.
JB: নমস্কার baby, wuts ur name?
the girl was so irritated with him that she couldn't help her self but...
GIRL: f**k away from me
JB: what are u going to do, luv
GIRL: luv?!
the girl kicked him real hard in his private. whwn justin bieber stood up he headed straight for her. she pushed him away on to the road. luckly he walked away before the bus smacked him. she was just about to take out her ছুরি when jb's psycho অনুরাগী grabbed him back and walked away. the girl took off to her friend and ব্যক্ত "So what was the big deal? আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি saw a guy who was a fantastic singer. I was so excited to meet a pop star, and it turned out to be JB. I need আপনি to define great singer! I've gotta go." she went shopping to get some nice jeans. but this দিন was not as nice for the girl.
JB: hi, luv
GIRL: didn't i say আপনি to F***k off?
JB: yeah, আপনি did cutie. but i won't.
GIRL: i'm not messing......
He KISSED her and after the চুম্বন she got paranoid with him. they started dating and all but everyone knows that jb is stupid enough to break the girl's heart.
GIRL: i cant believe i hurted আপনি so much..
JB: it's ok আপনি are not the first one..
GIRL: wut?! i was wright about you.
then she kicks him this time so hard he can not stand up.
JB: wut that hell do আপনি want me to get them cut off?
GIRL: yeah, i do.
the girl went to the police station and ব্যক্ত a little lie about jb. পরবর্তি he got it cut off and aressted.

THE end

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The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart অথবা yelling, I'd be killing the স্মারক right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every মাস there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a প্রশ্ন asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', অথবা whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. ফ্যানপপ is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's পরিলেখ is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if আপনি want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris ক্রুশ (criss-cross)
Chris P. বেকন (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...
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posted by KateKicksAss
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that আপনি believe আপনি understand what আপনি think I said, but I'm not sure আপনি realize that what আপনি heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag আপনি down to his level and beat আপনি with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that প্রশ্ন on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...
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