From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if আপনি never got a best answer, just simply drink দুধ out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the প্রশ্ন might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now? Ok, good moving on.

2. Sure, আপনি can do exactly what the প্রশ্ন asks, but I've seen some best anwsers that go on and on and on...type a long paragraph about the subject! Also, to look extra clever, type one sentence above your paragraph. I can't exactly think of one on the শীর্ষ of my head, so I'll just use যেভাবে খুশী letters, so আপনি can just picture the format.
Example:

uisbusbgosuibgosign

iufbaiauhdooiaiorywuqrio892jrwjfbjk
a98qyhf97ry98ry98qwy89qy9q8ryr89qry89awyr89
wgriughsiudghipotatoaw7gd87DYCD$%W%ER^%D$Eghuhgeognotgh8gh8gheokn89hf8y89****(*Y(*GHvuygrdYGUFYG*&&*^&*(^*(&(*&sdf skjns

Did আপনি find the word,"potato?" Good job! Pretend this is much longer, sorry! I tried publishing it when it was really long! It didn't fit into the screen!Also, pretend all of those words have spaces. We'll learn about that in our পরবর্তি step.

3. Use proper grammar. It's very important on Fanpop. If আপনি don't some people get annoyed and/or they can't read it.
Example:
Instead of this: OMIGAWDIH8U
Type this: Oh my god, I hate you!
Notice how there are spaces in between words. Also, correct capitilization and punctuation. Don't use স্মারক too much, people think আপনি are very irritated and/or yelling.

4. Use pictures if আপনি can! They are fun and expressive!

5. আপনি could also use sarcasm. I don't see this in many best answers, but it can be useful at times. The example also ties in with step #4.
Example:
Question: Post a hot picutre! (as in like আগুন and stuff)
My answer: (Ok this stuff in parentheses wasn't in my answer but I'll just explain what I had in it. I put a picture of Domo (you know, that brown thing with it's mouth open all the time) in a Yoda costume and my caption was *sighs* I acted like that was attractive! And that answer did get voted as best:)

Woah, I just realized, I have parenthese inside parenthese! LOL!

And that's it. Those are all my ways. But hey! I got all this and I only had 3 best answers! Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm clever! Now, go eat some অর্থহীন while typing a best answer. Oh wait! I just thought of another step!

6. Have a nice snack with আপনি while typing it. My snack is strawberries and whip cream. Yum. Researchers প্রদর্শনী eating small খাবার while working on something helps আপনি concentrate and feel relaxed:)

হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ no way! I don't know if researchers think that! How can খাবার make আপনি concentrate! Well, I guess maybe gum might work but seriously? আপনি believed that for a second! Wow! Ok, now really see ya! Now get typing!