Funny Stupid প্রশ্ন to Ask People
What happens when আপনি get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If আপনি write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If প্রণয় is blind, why is অন্তর্বাস so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come আপনি get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't ডিজনি World a people trap operated দ্বারা a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid প্রশ্ন to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe আপনি when আপনি say there are four billion stars, but check when আপনি say the paint is wet?
What if ব্যাটম্যান gets bitten দ্বারা a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 অথবা is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called আপনি at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't আপনি ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of স্বর্ণ would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't চকোলেট considered a vegetable, if চকোলেট comes from কোকো beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid প্রশ্ন to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
আপনি know the expression, "Don't quit your দিন job?" Well what do আপনি say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear আন্ডারপ্যান্ট on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If আপনি were a genie and a person asked আপনি this wish, "I wish আপনি would not grant me this wish" what would আপনি do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get বিভক্ত করা ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If আপনি don't pay your exorcist, do আপনি get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when আপনি actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What happens when আপনি get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If আপনি write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If প্রণয় is blind, why is অন্তর্বাস so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come আপনি get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't ডিজনি World a people trap operated দ্বারা a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid প্রশ্ন to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe আপনি when আপনি say there are four billion stars, but check when আপনি say the paint is wet?
What if ব্যাটম্যান gets bitten দ্বারা a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 অথবা is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called আপনি at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't আপনি ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of স্বর্ণ would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't চকোলেট considered a vegetable, if চকোলেট comes from কোকো beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid প্রশ্ন to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
আপনি know the expression, "Don't quit your দিন job?" Well what do আপনি say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear আন্ডারপ্যান্ট on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If আপনি were a genie and a person asked আপনি this wish, "I wish আপনি would not grant me this wish" what would আপনি do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get বিভক্ত করা ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If আপনি don't pay your exorcist, do আপনি get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when আপনি actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
HAPPY NEW বছর EVERYONE
OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new বছর and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
অথবা something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over দ্বারা Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the সৈকত again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE সৈকত IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to লিঙ্ক and click on the link that says smosh.com!
BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new বছর and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
অথবা something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over দ্বারা Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the সৈকত again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE সৈকত IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to লিঙ্ক and click on the link that says smosh.com!
BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i hate the old west. how many of আপনি do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it ব্যক্ত to write a letter to bob অথবা another cowboy from the story theyre পাঠ করা and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!