Application For Permission To তারিখ My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied দ্বারা a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical প্রতিবেদন from your physician.
Name:
তারিখ of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
প্রথমপাতা Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do আপনি have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers অথবা sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do আপনি own অথবা have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do আপনি have an earring, nose ring, অথবা belly button ring? ____
Do আপনি have a tattoo? ____
If আপনি have answered YES to #3, #4 অথবা #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple আপনি attend: ____________________________
How often do আপনি attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" অথবা "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do আপনি want to be if আপনি grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture অথবা mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank আপনি for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. আপনি will be contacted in লেখা if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied দ্বারা a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical প্রতিবেদন from your physician.
Name:
তারিখ of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
প্রথমপাতা Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do আপনি have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers অথবা sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do আপনি own অথবা have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do আপনি have an earring, nose ring, অথবা belly button ring? ____
Do আপনি have a tattoo? ____
If আপনি have answered YES to #3, #4 অথবা #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words অথবা less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple আপনি attend: ____________________________
How often do আপনি attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" অথবা "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do আপনি want to be if আপনি grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture অথবা mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank আপনি for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. আপনি will be contacted in লেখা if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
