1. Put your face really close to theirs while they're facing a
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.
2. Copy their actions and everything they say.
3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.
4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"
5. In a communal ঝরনা অথবা ঝরনা house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering, go outside and turn
the main valve off.
6. Pretend আপনি don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.
7. When somebody asks, "Hey, did আপনি get a haircut?" reply, "No, all
of them."
8. When somebody asks, "Do আপনি have the time?" reply, "Yeah."
9. If আপনি have a dot matrix printer, leave the little computer paper
tracks on the paper when turning in a প্রতিবেদন অথবা essay.
10. Ask an artist, "It's not finished yet, is it?"
11. On a summer day, ask anybody, "Hot enuff for ya?"(NOTE: Proper
response to this প্রশ্ন is to hit offender in the face and ask,
"Hurt enough for you?")
12. Sign someone up on a আবর্জনা mail list.
13. Go into a ফ্রোজেন yogurt joint where they have lots of toppings.
Order a cup, and say to the guy, in the most annoying tone
imaginable, "Do আপনি have M&M's? Yeah? Good. How 'bout raisins?
Yeah, and sprinkles. Do আপনি have cookie crumbs?" After he has
proceeded to put them on the yogurt, exclaim, "I hate cookie
crumbs. They make me sick. I can't even smell them, that's how
much I hate them. Aagh, yuck!" Watch the salesperson fume as he is
forced to throw away the entire cup.
14. Walk into a store that has a sign that says, "Have a penny? Give a
penny! Need a penny? Take a penny!" with a HUGE jar of pennies.
Take a penny out of the cup, put it into your jar, and walk out.
15. Pull up alongside somebody while driving on the freeway, and
gesture violently, indicating that they should pull over
immediately. When they pull over, just continue driving.
16. Take a pencil, stick a piece of chewed gum onto it, and stick it
to the ground. Then wait for some cheap-o to come along and try to
pick it up.
17. Play 'Penis.'
18. While standing পরবর্তি to someone, unobtrusively reach your arm
around their back, and tap them on the opposite shoulder.
19. Tell someone, "Okay, here's what আপনি do: bite down on both your
pinky nails really hard for about thirty seconds, and then when I
tell আপনি that time is up, link your pinkies and pull really hard."
If they ask, "Why?" tell them that it feels really neat. If done
correctly, this trick should cause excruciating pain.
20. Engage someone in a conversation, and have a friend sneak up
behind them, and get down on his hands and knees. Then, all of a
sudden, violently push the person to whom আপনি are talking, and
laugh with sadistic স্বতস্ফূর্ত as they tumble backwards over the person
kneeling behind them.
21. Tell someone, "Man, your hands smell bad!" When they try to smell
their hand, তীক্ষ্নভাবে it so it hits their face. This one can also be
performed with a piece of pie. When they lean down to smell the
pie, grab the back of their head and smoosh it into the pie.
22. After somebody finishes telling a joke, say in a very grave tone,
"My brother (sister/mother/father) died that way."
23. Walk up behind somebody wearing a button down শার্ট অথবা a short
sleeved মণ্ডল shirt, insert your finger into the little strip of
fabric sewn across the শীর্ষ just below the collar, yell "FAG TAG!"
at the শীর্ষ of your lungs, and rip it off.
24. Give somebody a grundy.
25. Pinch a guy's nipple. আপনি may also pinch a girl's nipple if you
please, but this falls under '101 Ways to Sexually Harass People.'
26. Leave the following message on someone's answering machine: "Sir,
we're not sure if আপনি wanted us to do it, আপনি know, after what
happened, so, well, we went ahead and did it anyway. If আপনি don't
like it, we can probably take it out, but we'll have to charge you
extra. Please return this call immediately. Thanks."
27. Tell somebody that's wearing velcro shoes অথবা slip-ons that their
shoelaces are untied.
28. Tell lots of puns.
29. Be a Jew for Jesus.
30. Give somebody a Wet Willy.
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31. Turn on somebody's radio up all the way and turn their windshield
wipers on while the car is off.
32. Take a stick of gum out of it's paper and foil wrapper, then
carefully re-fold the foil wrapper and stick it back into the
paper wrapper. Offer this to someone as a stick of gum.
33. Pay for a tube of toothpaste with a check at the supermarket.
34. On the bus, try to engage somebody in a conversation about genital warts.
35. মোছা somebody's AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS files.
36. When walking behind someone outside, pull up a long piece of
grass, and gently tickle them behind the ear with it. The first
time, they'll try to brush it away. The সেকেন্ড time they'll swat
at it, and তীক্ষ্নভাবে themselves. Generally, the third time they turn
around and look behind themselves.
37. Take a wire, and stick it all the way through a cigar or
cigarette. Let the ash get really long, and pretend আপনি don't
notice everybody staring at it, waiting for it to fall.
38. When they're about half way through with it, remove one piece from
the box of a jigsaw puzzle, and throw it away.
39. Hide the remote control.
40. Call a house at random, and ask for Gary. When they tell আপনি that
there's no Gary there, call again a little while later. Do this at
intervals about four times. Finally, when they're fuming and about
to scream bloody murder, call a fifth time, and say, "Hi, this is
Gary. Are there any messages for me?"
41. Take a deck of cards, and say, "Okay, I'm gonna do a magic trick."
Ask the person to pick any card, and put it anywhere in the deck.
After they have shuffled the deck thoroughly, take the deck back.
Ask, "What was your card?" When they tell you, say, "Not only has
your card magically come to the শীর্ষ of the deck, but it has also
magically turned into..." Pick up the শীর্ষ card, look at it, and
name it.
42. When somebody is talking very excitedly at a restaurant, pick up
their plate, hand it to them, and nod gravely. Wait for them to
notice and wonder why they are holding their plate.
43. Exclaim in a crowded theater, "No, I won't touch আপনি there for a
dollar! No, not two dollars, either!"
44. Approach somebody quietly from behind, grab them, and scream,
"Booga booga!" অথবা any other such exclamation loudly. This works
extremely well on high strung people.
45. Be chronically late. Not really late, but always be about five or
seven মিনিট late. This really gets anal retentive people. I know.
46. Shave with someone elses razor. For some reason, a lot of people
are really touchy about that. Once again, I know.
47. Once again at a restaurant, one with a candle in the middle of the
table, while someone is up before the খাবার has come, take their
plate, hold the bottom rim over the candle, and rotate it so you
get a lot of soot on the bottom of the plate. When they come back,
say, "I'm going to hypnotize you. Pick up your plate in your left
hand, and with your right hand, copy all my actions." Proceed to
rub your index finger around the bottom rim of your plate, and in
a বৃত্ত on your forehead. Then around the rim, and each of your
eyes. Keep going, with different parts of the face, until they
notice.
48. Cut out an প্রবন্ধ অথবা section of the newspaper before someone else
has had a chance to read it.
49. Send a letter with twenty-nine one cent stamps.
50. Go into a locker room with a pocket knife, and cut off all the
shoelaces that are hanging out of the lockers.
51. When someone asks, "Are there any questions?" ask, "Where do
শিশুরা come from?"
52. Step on someone's feet, and push them backwards.
53. Take their hat.
54. Grab a book that someone is reading, open it to the last page, and
read this out loud.
55. When riding shotgun in a convertible, surreptitiously reach over
and put up just the rear windows. In a convertible, this looks
REALLY stupid.
56. Take an envelope, fill it with baking powder অথবা flour, and send it
to somebody.
57. At a fast খাবার restaurant, push down the bubbles on the drink tops
of everybody's drink.
58. Crack all your knuckles. A lot of people can't stand fingers, and
I know some people who have almost fainted upon the cracking of
the neck.
59. Sing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, I know a
song that gets on everybody's nerves..." over and over again to
the tune of the first two lines of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
60. Pay for an item at a store with all pennies.
61. When you're out of the house all night for a weekend, leave your
clock-radio on for it's normal wake-up time of about 6:30 অথবা 7:30,
and turn the volume up.
62. At a red light, put your car in gear and creep slowly forward,
while gesturing to the person in the car পরবর্তি to আপনি that they
must be rolling backwards.
63. Drive with your brights on just to see how many people flash their
lights at you.
64. Tailgating can be one of the most effective forms of annoyance
know to man.
65. Walk up to someone আপনি know, and say something to the effect of,
"Hey, did আপনি hear what happened to Jim? Well he was with...oh,
man, I really shouldn't tell আপনি this. No, I promised I wouldn't
tell. No, I can't tell you, sorry."
66. When they are out of their room, সরানো everything they own to a
different location.
67. Change all the preset stations on their car radio tuner to
classical and country/western stations.
68. Slurp your সুপ অথবা your breakfast cereal.
69. Tap the person on the shoulder continuously, and when আপনি have
their attention, just continue tapping them on the shoulder.
70. At a movie theater, unwrap a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bar as loudly as is humanly
possible, preferably during dialogue.
71. At a public library, get a book which hasn't been checked out yet,
and slip it into somebody's book bag when they're not looking.
72. Take off the letters one of those sign boards that have the
removable letters. Spell rude things with them.
73. Answer the phone "Domino's Pizza, how can I help you?" at someone
else's house. অথবা at your own house, if আপনি really want.
74. At night, rearrange somebody's furniture. At the very least,
they'll be surprised when they get up in the morning. But, better
yet, call them in the middle of the night, so they have to get up,
and stumble over a chair that wasn't there before.
75. Many telephone answering machines have two digit passwords for
retrieving messages and that kind of thing, and often times, the
default on many মডেল সমাহার is 25, which people don't bother to change.
This is an excellent way to hack answering machines, or, if this
doesn't work, it's not that hard to try all 100 combinations.
Regardless, once you've hacked the machine, a fun thing to do is
to change the message. This is supremely annoying.
different direction, tap them on the shoulder, and watch them
jump when they turn to face you.
2. Copy their actions and everything they say.
3. Step on the backs of their heels while they're walking.
4. Yell across a crowded room to them: "Hey, John, the results came
back from the V.D. clinic: we're clean!"
5. In a communal ঝরনা অথবা ঝরনা house, turn the hot water all the
way up and the cold water all the way down (or vice versa) while
they're rinsing the shampoo out of their hair and can't see
anything. Or, when you're finished showering, go outside and turn
the main valve off.
6. Pretend আপনি don't understand what they're saying, no matter how
much they yell and how slowly they say it.
7. When somebody asks, "Hey, did আপনি get a haircut?" reply, "No, all
of them."
8. When somebody asks, "Do আপনি have the time?" reply, "Yeah."
9. If আপনি have a dot matrix printer, leave the little computer paper
tracks on the paper when turning in a প্রতিবেদন অথবা essay.
10. Ask an artist, "It's not finished yet, is it?"
11. On a summer day, ask anybody, "Hot enuff for ya?"(NOTE: Proper
response to this প্রশ্ন is to hit offender in the face and ask,
"Hurt enough for you?")
12. Sign someone up on a আবর্জনা mail list.
13. Go into a ফ্রোজেন yogurt joint where they have lots of toppings.
Order a cup, and say to the guy, in the most annoying tone
imaginable, "Do আপনি have M&M's? Yeah? Good. How 'bout raisins?
Yeah, and sprinkles. Do আপনি have cookie crumbs?" After he has
proceeded to put them on the yogurt, exclaim, "I hate cookie
crumbs. They make me sick. I can't even smell them, that's how
much I hate them. Aagh, yuck!" Watch the salesperson fume as he is
forced to throw away the entire cup.
14. Walk into a store that has a sign that says, "Have a penny? Give a
penny! Need a penny? Take a penny!" with a HUGE jar of pennies.
Take a penny out of the cup, put it into your jar, and walk out.
15. Pull up alongside somebody while driving on the freeway, and
gesture violently, indicating that they should pull over
immediately. When they pull over, just continue driving.
16. Take a pencil, stick a piece of chewed gum onto it, and stick it
to the ground. Then wait for some cheap-o to come along and try to
pick it up.
17. Play 'Penis.'
18. While standing পরবর্তি to someone, unobtrusively reach your arm
around their back, and tap them on the opposite shoulder.
19. Tell someone, "Okay, here's what আপনি do: bite down on both your
pinky nails really hard for about thirty seconds, and then when I
tell আপনি that time is up, link your pinkies and pull really hard."
If they ask, "Why?" tell them that it feels really neat. If done
correctly, this trick should cause excruciating pain.
20. Engage someone in a conversation, and have a friend sneak up
behind them, and get down on his hands and knees. Then, all of a
sudden, violently push the person to whom আপনি are talking, and
laugh with sadistic স্বতস্ফূর্ত as they tumble backwards over the person
kneeling behind them.
21. Tell someone, "Man, your hands smell bad!" When they try to smell
their hand, তীক্ষ্নভাবে it so it hits their face. This one can also be
performed with a piece of pie. When they lean down to smell the
pie, grab the back of their head and smoosh it into the pie.
22. After somebody finishes telling a joke, say in a very grave tone,
"My brother (sister/mother/father) died that way."
23. Walk up behind somebody wearing a button down শার্ট অথবা a short
sleeved মণ্ডল shirt, insert your finger into the little strip of
fabric sewn across the শীর্ষ just below the collar, yell "FAG TAG!"
at the শীর্ষ of your lungs, and rip it off.
24. Give somebody a grundy.
25. Pinch a guy's nipple. আপনি may also pinch a girl's nipple if you
please, but this falls under '101 Ways to Sexually Harass People.'
26. Leave the following message on someone's answering machine: "Sir,
we're not sure if আপনি wanted us to do it, আপনি know, after what
happened, so, well, we went ahead and did it anyway. If আপনি don't
like it, we can probably take it out, but we'll have to charge you
extra. Please return this call immediately. Thanks."
27. Tell somebody that's wearing velcro shoes অথবা slip-ons that their
shoelaces are untied.
28. Tell lots of puns.
29. Be a Jew for Jesus.
30. Give somebody a Wet Willy.
The তালিকা continues below
31. Turn on somebody's radio up all the way and turn their windshield
wipers on while the car is off.
32. Take a stick of gum out of it's paper and foil wrapper, then
carefully re-fold the foil wrapper and stick it back into the
paper wrapper. Offer this to someone as a stick of gum.
33. Pay for a tube of toothpaste with a check at the supermarket.
34. On the bus, try to engage somebody in a conversation about genital warts.
35. মোছা somebody's AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS files.
36. When walking behind someone outside, pull up a long piece of
grass, and gently tickle them behind the ear with it. The first
time, they'll try to brush it away. The সেকেন্ড time they'll swat
at it, and তীক্ষ্নভাবে themselves. Generally, the third time they turn
around and look behind themselves.
37. Take a wire, and stick it all the way through a cigar or
cigarette. Let the ash get really long, and pretend আপনি don't
notice everybody staring at it, waiting for it to fall.
38. When they're about half way through with it, remove one piece from
the box of a jigsaw puzzle, and throw it away.
39. Hide the remote control.
40. Call a house at random, and ask for Gary. When they tell আপনি that
there's no Gary there, call again a little while later. Do this at
intervals about four times. Finally, when they're fuming and about
to scream bloody murder, call a fifth time, and say, "Hi, this is
Gary. Are there any messages for me?"
41. Take a deck of cards, and say, "Okay, I'm gonna do a magic trick."
Ask the person to pick any card, and put it anywhere in the deck.
After they have shuffled the deck thoroughly, take the deck back.
Ask, "What was your card?" When they tell you, say, "Not only has
your card magically come to the শীর্ষ of the deck, but it has also
magically turned into..." Pick up the শীর্ষ card, look at it, and
name it.
42. When somebody is talking very excitedly at a restaurant, pick up
their plate, hand it to them, and nod gravely. Wait for them to
notice and wonder why they are holding their plate.
43. Exclaim in a crowded theater, "No, I won't touch আপনি there for a
dollar! No, not two dollars, either!"
44. Approach somebody quietly from behind, grab them, and scream,
"Booga booga!" অথবা any other such exclamation loudly. This works
extremely well on high strung people.
45. Be chronically late. Not really late, but always be about five or
seven মিনিট late. This really gets anal retentive people. I know.
46. Shave with someone elses razor. For some reason, a lot of people
are really touchy about that. Once again, I know.
47. Once again at a restaurant, one with a candle in the middle of the
table, while someone is up before the খাবার has come, take their
plate, hold the bottom rim over the candle, and rotate it so you
get a lot of soot on the bottom of the plate. When they come back,
say, "I'm going to hypnotize you. Pick up your plate in your left
hand, and with your right hand, copy all my actions." Proceed to
rub your index finger around the bottom rim of your plate, and in
a বৃত্ত on your forehead. Then around the rim, and each of your
eyes. Keep going, with different parts of the face, until they
notice.
48. Cut out an প্রবন্ধ অথবা section of the newspaper before someone else
has had a chance to read it.
49. Send a letter with twenty-nine one cent stamps.
50. Go into a locker room with a pocket knife, and cut off all the
shoelaces that are hanging out of the lockers.
51. When someone asks, "Are there any questions?" ask, "Where do
শিশুরা come from?"
52. Step on someone's feet, and push them backwards.
53. Take their hat.
54. Grab a book that someone is reading, open it to the last page, and
read this out loud.
55. When riding shotgun in a convertible, surreptitiously reach over
and put up just the rear windows. In a convertible, this looks
REALLY stupid.
56. Take an envelope, fill it with baking powder অথবা flour, and send it
to somebody.
57. At a fast খাবার restaurant, push down the bubbles on the drink tops
of everybody's drink.
58. Crack all your knuckles. A lot of people can't stand fingers, and
I know some people who have almost fainted upon the cracking of
the neck.
59. Sing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, I know a
song that gets on everybody's nerves..." over and over again to
the tune of the first two lines of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
60. Pay for an item at a store with all pennies.
61. When you're out of the house all night for a weekend, leave your
clock-radio on for it's normal wake-up time of about 6:30 অথবা 7:30,
and turn the volume up.
62. At a red light, put your car in gear and creep slowly forward,
while gesturing to the person in the car পরবর্তি to আপনি that they
must be rolling backwards.
63. Drive with your brights on just to see how many people flash their
lights at you.
64. Tailgating can be one of the most effective forms of annoyance
know to man.
65. Walk up to someone আপনি know, and say something to the effect of,
"Hey, did আপনি hear what happened to Jim? Well he was with...oh,
man, I really shouldn't tell আপনি this. No, I promised I wouldn't
tell. No, I can't tell you, sorry."
66. When they are out of their room, সরানো everything they own to a
different location.
67. Change all the preset stations on their car radio tuner to
classical and country/western stations.
68. Slurp your সুপ অথবা your breakfast cereal.
69. Tap the person on the shoulder continuously, and when আপনি have
their attention, just continue tapping them on the shoulder.
70. At a movie theater, unwrap a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bar as loudly as is humanly
possible, preferably during dialogue.
71. At a public library, get a book which hasn't been checked out yet,
and slip it into somebody's book bag when they're not looking.
72. Take off the letters one of those sign boards that have the
removable letters. Spell rude things with them.
73. Answer the phone "Domino's Pizza, how can I help you?" at someone
else's house. অথবা at your own house, if আপনি really want.
74. At night, rearrange somebody's furniture. At the very least,
they'll be surprised when they get up in the morning. But, better
yet, call them in the middle of the night, so they have to get up,
and stumble over a chair that wasn't there before.
75. Many telephone answering machines have two digit passwords for
retrieving messages and that kind of thing, and often times, the
default on many মডেল সমাহার is 25, which people don't bother to change.
This is an excellent way to hack answering machines, or, if this
doesn't work, it's not that hard to try all 100 combinations.
Regardless, once you've hacked the machine, a fun thing to do is
to change the message. This is supremely annoying.
