Okay, so everyone probably knows that গুগুল has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching দ্বারা picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a যেভাবে খুশী letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do আপনি mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there শার্দূল in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere আপনি go.
Are there পাণ্ডা in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there জন্তু জানোয়ার in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their খাবার with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there ইউনিকর্ণ in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion আপনি are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE আপনি GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure আপনি that the sharks will not
bother আপনি as long as আপনি aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell আপনি all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
আরো than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the প্রশ্ন were about either zoos অথবা zombies. (The best প্রশ্ন was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I প্রণয় people.)
পরবর্তি came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This প্রশ্ন made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
আপনি see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
পরবর্তি was the letter ‘p.’
Are there পাণ্ডা in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This প্রশ্ন makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who আপনি ask.
Are there পরাকাষ্ঠা lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this প্রশ্ন why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, অথবা is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
you’re searching দ্বারা picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a যেভাবে খুশী letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do আপনি mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there শার্দূল in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere আপনি go.
Are there পাণ্ডা in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there জন্তু জানোয়ার in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their খাবার with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there ইউনিকর্ণ in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion আপনি are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE আপনি GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure আপনি that the sharks will not
bother আপনি as long as আপনি aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell আপনি all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
আরো than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the প্রশ্ন were about either zoos অথবা zombies. (The best প্রশ্ন was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I প্রণয় people.)
পরবর্তি came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This প্রশ্ন made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
আপনি see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
পরবর্তি was the letter ‘p.’
Are there পাণ্ডা in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This প্রশ্ন makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who আপনি ask.
Are there পরাকাষ্ঠা lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this প্রশ্ন why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, অথবা is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
REMEMBER WHEN ...............
সংগঠন were called SPOTS ???!
users actually VOTED for BEST ANSWERS!! (WOW!)
PROFILES didn't have WALLS so আপনি had to talk through PROPS?
there were আরো ADULTS and less KIDS?? (((THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING THESE DAYS))) *exasperated sigh*
there were only THREE kinds of MEDALS? and earning them actually MEANT SOMETHING????
the F4 CARED about what WE had to SAY?!
আপনি could CHAT with your বন্ধু through MEEBO! ??(INSTANT MESSAGING! ain't nothin that good anymore)
আপনি could still জমা করুন SCREENCAPS to the প্রতিমূর্তি section?! (now it's just useless!!!!(
the FONTS didn't SUCK?
সংগঠন were আরো ACTIVE than they are now?!
there weren't so many ADS on all the pages???? (FUCK THAT CAPITALIST BULLSHIT!!! WE DONT WANT IT)
there was a five তারকা RATING SYSTEM????? none of this "LIKE" bullshit!!!! this isn't FACEBOOK!!!!
ONLY TRU 90S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS. LIKE IF আপনি CRY EVERY TIME.
সংগঠন were called SPOTS ???!
users actually VOTED for BEST ANSWERS!! (WOW!)
PROFILES didn't have WALLS so আপনি had to talk through PROPS?
there were আরো ADULTS and less KIDS?? (((THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING THESE DAYS))) *exasperated sigh*
there were only THREE kinds of MEDALS? and earning them actually MEANT SOMETHING????
the F4 CARED about what WE had to SAY?!
আপনি could CHAT with your বন্ধু through MEEBO! ??(INSTANT MESSAGING! ain't nothin that good anymore)
আপনি could still জমা করুন SCREENCAPS to the প্রতিমূর্তি section?! (now it's just useless!!!!(
the FONTS didn't SUCK?
সংগঠন were আরো ACTIVE than they are now?!
there weren't so many ADS on all the pages???? (FUCK THAT CAPITALIST BULLSHIT!!! WE DONT WANT IT)
there was a five তারকা RATING SYSTEM????? none of this "LIKE" bullshit!!!! this isn't FACEBOOK!!!!
ONLY TRU 90S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS. LIKE IF আপনি CRY EVERY TIME.