1. আপনি grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. আপনি take ছবি of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when আপনি sneeze.
5. আপনি don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at স্টারবাক্স্ and আপনি don’t even work there.
7. আপনি spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your মার্জার are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. আপনি can’t even remember your সেকেন্ড cup.
10. আপনি can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. আপনি take ছবি of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when আপনি sneeze.
5. আপনি don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at স্টারবাক্স্ and আপনি don’t even work there.
7. আপনি spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your মার্জার are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. আপনি can’t even remember your সেকেন্ড cup.
10. আপনি can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No সঙ্গীত to play so I sing আপনি my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
আপনি still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give আপনি my heart
I'm gonna give আপনি my হৃদয়
When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No সঙ্গীত to play so I sing আপনি my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
আপনি still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I প্রণয় you
And I'll give আপনি my heart, say I প্রণয় you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give আপনি আরো than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give আপনি my heart
I'm gonna give আপনি my হৃদয়