Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone আপনি love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks আপনি a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do আপনি think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big দুধ mustache at the breakfast টেবিল and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your বন্ধু with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as আপনি can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after আপনি take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your পছন্দ celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two মিনিট while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's পছন্দ slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' বড়দিন song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When আপনি go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as আপনি pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother অথবা sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere আপনি go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your বন্ধু she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did আপনি eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask আপনি a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 মিনিট to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that আপনি smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of আপনি a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. পরবর্তি party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend আপনি dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get আপনি a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 মিনিট from the end.
46. Go to the লাইব্রেরি and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire দিন speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger আসন and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone আপনি meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks আপনি a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do আপনি think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big দুধ mustache at the breakfast টেবিল and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your বন্ধু with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as আপনি can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after আপনি take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your পছন্দ celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two মিনিট while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's পছন্দ slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' বড়দিন song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When আপনি go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as আপনি pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother অথবা sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere আপনি go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your বন্ধু she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did আপনি eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask আপনি a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 মিনিট to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that আপনি smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of আপনি a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. পরবর্তি party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend আপনি dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get আপনি a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 মিনিট from the end.
46. Go to the লাইব্রেরি and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire দিন speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger আসন and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone আপনি meet at the mall.
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book দ্বারা its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders অথবা u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id প্রণয় to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break আপনি down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to আপনি that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating মতামত about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why আপনি like what আপনি do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do আপনি do it? Do আপনি have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever আপনি do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to আপনি that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating মতামত about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why আপনি like what আপনি do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do আপনি do it? Do আপনি have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever আপনি do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent কলা even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a কলা is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but আপনি can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a আরো stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are সংগঠন song)
কলা কলা মেষ are there বন্ধু
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a কলা is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but আপনি can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a আরো stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are সংগঠন song)
কলা কলা মেষ are there বন্ধু
BANANAS
one দিন that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny ব্যক্ত hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first তারিখ ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him প্রথমপাতা AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO প্রথমপাতা AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE ব্যক্ত WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE ব্যক্ত COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট road like 45 like সেকেন্ড পূর্বে and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like আপনি like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went প্রথমপাতা and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like দিন in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't আপনি wanna mix cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and popscicles!
That was like a like better like দিন in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't আপনি wanna mix cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ড্রাগন say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. মাছ say blub blub blub.
13. ইউনিকর্ণ say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ড্রাগন say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. মাছ say blub blub blub.
13. ইউনিকর্ণ say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.