1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like রঙ on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. আপনি will spend the দিন assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the চলচ্চিত্র because আপনি have to see the full তালিকা of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb অথবা without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what আপনি have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. আপনি never know if it is really an original অথবা a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right অথবা center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they প্রণয় Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. আপনি can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal রাস্তা signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy পুতুল unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, আপনি will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. আপনি will spend the দিন brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take আপনি to countries that আপনি do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their সেকেন্ড home.
34. They know আরো positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to সঙ্গীত আপনি have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When আপনি are going to tell আপনি something, everyone has read it in their ফেসবুক and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before আপনি knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the আপেল Store.
44. আপনি will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. আপনি wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the দিন nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.