Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect.
Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?
Answer:
If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.
2 : If আপনি overtake the last runner, what position are আপনি now in?
Answer:
If আপনি answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can আপনি over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. আপনি would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes অথবা use a calculator, and remember your উত্তর must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although আপনি should manage to get the last প্রশ্ন right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie আপনি ding-bat!!! Read the প্রশ্ন properly!!!!!
আপনি are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect.
Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?
Answer:
If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.
2 : If আপনি overtake the last runner, what position are আপনি now in?
Answer:
If আপনি answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can আপনি over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. আপনি would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes অথবা use a calculator, and remember your উত্তর must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although আপনি should manage to get the last প্রশ্ন right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie আপনি ding-bat!!! Read the প্রশ্ন properly!!!!!
আপনি are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wondered if আপনি could hear my হৃদয় in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when আপনি wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as আপনি fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
অথবা maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I প্রণয় you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when আপনি wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as আপনি fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
অথবা maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I প্রণয় you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it ব্যক্ত on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it ব্যক্ত on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
(hello people i am আরো happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
