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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, ব্যক্ত as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry সঙ্গীত videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time পছন্দ fast খাবার restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out অথবা dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a বিভক্ত করা second.
A আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that আপনি got a $10 gift card to the best fast খাবার place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have আপনি ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. আপনি go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created দ্বারা thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter ব্যক্ত in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of টমেটো soup, and two double চীজ বার্গার kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do আপনি mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, অথবা soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He ব্যক্ত in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are আপনি saying that আপনি aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No টমেটো soup, অথবা waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did আপনি hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a পিজা with my friend, then he গাউন it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.

After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red মিনিভ্যান and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the মিনিভ্যান drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to প্রদর্শনী that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do আপনি like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the পরবর্তি window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up দ্বারা the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe আপনি actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few মিনিট early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything আপনি write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children গান গাওয়া in a row, then আপনি sneeze and আপনি fall down. Did আপনি ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - আপনি used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how আপনি knew আপনি had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - আপনি know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal পছন্দ of mine) অথবা a আরো scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell আপনি a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe আপনি can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when আপনি apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny অথবা not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would আপনি like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh আপনি gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: আপনি gonna tell me my fortune অথবা what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell আপনি your fortune?


Random guy: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have আপনি been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and বিস্কুট don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow যেভাবে খুশী fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform আপনি that a certain new fanpoper with the ব্যবহারকারী নাম of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a প্রশ্ন saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a ফোরাম saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now আপনি will not be able to find these two contributions why আপনি ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if আপনি want proof that she ব্যক্ত this check out this forum
link
Now আপনি may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have প্রদত্ত us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We প্রণয় to be held, talked too but if আপনি press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ব্রেভ generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my বন্ধু but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an এমো স্টাইল from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I প্রণয় the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your হৃদয় beat
Is my পছন্দ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If আপনি could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my প্রথমপাতা though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes আপনি happy.
I always want আপনি to be happy.
I don't like it when আপনি cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with আপনি even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to সরানো on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When আপনি leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe আপনি embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down নৌকা in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other দিন we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, আপনি know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once আরো at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure দ্বারা now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on ফ্যানপপ for F.S. soo আপনি can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to যোগদান F.S. আপনি must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. চা is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand পরবর্তি to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't আপনি even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, আপনি need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with বন্ধু then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do আপনি like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do আপনি like ponies?

User: Yes. But, ইউনিকর্ণ are better.

Cleverbot: ইউনিকর্ণ aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE আপনি SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: আপনি ব্যক্ত ইউনিকর্ণ aren't real. :( I thought আপনি were my friend....
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Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that আপনি were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes আপনি can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One দিন you'll ask me, "which is আরো important to you, me অথবা your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing আপনি are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your প্রণয় does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For দ্বারা him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones অথবা powers অথবা rulers অথবা authorities;
all things were created দ্বারা him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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