1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN স্মারক LOCK OVERUSE স্মারক LOCK! WHEN আপনি REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL স্মারক THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky স্মারক Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks আপনি what আপনি mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If আপনি are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing যেভাবে খুশী letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the প্রশ্ন mark (i.e. Could my দিন get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) আপনি will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the মতামত with যেভাবে খুশী information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, মতামত on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" অথবা something along those lines. আপনি can also post মতামত asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" অথবা ":P" with no rhyme অথবা reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" অথবা "I sent আপনি a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the যন্ত্রপত্র does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person আপনি are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what আপনি are trying to say. If they ask আপনি how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a ফোরাম and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as আপনি can. Don't only use those আপনি have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN অথবা other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN আপনি can "appear offline" so if আপনি carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because আপনি keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until আপনি are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, অথবা even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi অথবা hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are আপনি and where do আপনি live?" even if আপনি know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', অথবা make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, অথবা say something like 'girl' অথবা 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your মহাকাশ bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. অথবা better yet, use spaces when আপনি tell them your মহাকাশ bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when আপনি post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and আপনি can be আরো positive দ্বারা saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell আপনি to stop, act like আপনি have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' অথবা user আপনি know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, অথবা your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single সরানো that আপনি make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page অথবা group titled your name. Invite everyone আপনি do অথবা do not know to join.
43. যন্ত্রপত্র really annoying forwards to everyone, অথবা make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the পরবর্তি সেকেন্ড if আপনি don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to যন্ত্রপত্র আপনি ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky স্মারক Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks আপনি what আপনি mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If আপনি are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing যেভাবে খুশী letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the প্রশ্ন mark (i.e. Could my দিন get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) আপনি will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the মতামত with যেভাবে খুশী information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, মতামত on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" অথবা something along those lines. আপনি can also post মতামত asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" অথবা ":P" with no rhyme অথবা reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" অথবা "I sent আপনি a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the যন্ত্রপত্র does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person আপনি are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what আপনি are trying to say. If they ask আপনি how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a ফোরাম and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as আপনি can. Don't only use those আপনি have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN অথবা other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN আপনি can "appear offline" so if আপনি carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because আপনি keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until আপনি are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, অথবা even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi অথবা hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are আপনি and where do আপনি live?" even if আপনি know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', অথবা make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, অথবা say something like 'girl' অথবা 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your মহাকাশ bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. অথবা better yet, use spaces when আপনি tell them your মহাকাশ bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when আপনি post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and আপনি can be আরো positive দ্বারা saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell আপনি to stop, act like আপনি have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' অথবা user আপনি know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, অথবা your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single সরানো that আপনি make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page অথবা group titled your name. Invite everyone আপনি do অথবা do not know to join.
43. যন্ত্রপত্র really annoying forwards to everyone, অথবা make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the পরবর্তি সেকেন্ড if আপনি don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to যন্ত্রপত্র আপনি ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
