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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave আপনি all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife অথবা husband.

21) Torture a বৃক্ষ infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an ant.

24) Dont wear pants to school.

25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.

26)Eat a cannible.

27) Be at প্রথমপাতা when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.

28) Give me three মাস old cheesy potatoes.

29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.

30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.

31) Kill এল-মৃত্যু পত্র infront of me and my friends.

32)Punch Spiderman.

33) Lie to my mom.

34) Implode.

35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.

36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.

37) Tell Al his hats wierd.

38) Tell Tom hes not real.

39)Become a stalker.

40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.

41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.

42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.

43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.

44)Give me Mickey The মাউস as a birth দিন present.

45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate আপনি eventualy.

46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close বন্ধু অথবা geniuses know what im talking about)

47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.

48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" শার্ট to a Justin Beiber concert.

49)Become a zombie.

50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If আপনি consider it a sport to gather your খাবার দ্বারা drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all দিন hoping that the খাবার will swim by, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each বছর because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy কুইন is closed from November through April, আপনি might live in Michigan .

If আপনি instinctively walk like a পেংগুইন for five months out of the year, আপনি might live in Michigan .

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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because আপনি know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that আপনি must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who আপনি are and আপনি should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make আপনি feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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আপনি know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your পছন্দ character from তারকা Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled দ্বারা Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, অথবা Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your পছন্দ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding অথবা happy
:-( depressed অথবা frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool অথবা sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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